I mean if he shaved his head, kept the beard, but shorten a little, he would look better. But no, he won't do that. Last time I threw out this advice Erock sent me a direct message telling me to go fuck myself. No joke.
I still don't understand why he got so bent out of shape, but it shocked me.
The barber probably doesn't like Sam so he sends him out there looking like a fool just for the fuck of it.
If he went to a proper Puerto Rican, Cuban, or Dominican barber he wouldn't have that issue. They'd tell him he looks stupid and try to make him look right.
I imagine Sam sitting in a barber chair that's shaped like a space ship.
I look the same as a I did fifteen years ago, just with more wrinkles and some grey in my beard. Somehow this freak looks like he aged fifteen years in the last five. It's like the universe was trying to warn Jess not to procreate with him, and she chose not to listen. Thanks for fucking up the genepool, Jess.
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6 aRTie02150 2019-09-29
I mean if he shaved his head, kept the beard, but shorten a little, he would look better. But no, he won't do that. Last time I threw out this advice Erock sent me a direct message telling me to go fuck myself. No joke.
I still don't understand why he got so bent out of shape, but it shocked me.
5 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-29
A small scissors taken to your beard every once in a while is all it takes to keep from looking like an unkempt schizo homeless man.
2 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-29
that's what Sam's black barber likes. I still can't believe he goes to a black barber shop.
3 aRTie02150 2019-09-29
The barber probably doesn't like Sam so he sends him out there looking like a fool just for the fuck of it.
If he went to a proper Puerto Rican, Cuban, or Dominican barber he wouldn't have that issue. They'd tell him he looks stupid and try to make him look right.
I imagine Sam sitting in a barber chair that's shaped like a space ship.
6 daveslandcow 2019-09-29
Trim your fucking moustache you manchild
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-29
The hair curls around into his mouth and he just seems to enjoy it. Fucking creep.
5 RoliMosimann 2019-09-29
I look the same as a I did fifteen years ago, just with more wrinkles and some grey in my beard. Somehow this freak looks like he aged fifteen years in the last five. It's like the universe was trying to warn Jess not to procreate with him, and she chose not to listen. Thanks for fucking up the genepool, Jess.
6 Skip4play 2019-09-29
He was born with a wonky dick for a reason and his parents had to undo gods work.
5 G4YCUM1A 2019-09-29
They call it the 1 inch punisher
3 SibHashian13 2019-09-29
The Roberts family piss balloon.
2 Toss__Pot 2019-09-29
I look better than I did 10 yrs ago, but I used to have brat & booze on my face back then, now I got heroin abs.
4 G4YCUM1A 2019-09-29
Nice nigger pube haircut, stupid
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-09-29
Worse than nana? Idk man its a tough one.
1 Castov_Rising 2019-09-29
Drop the "quite possibly"
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-29
He just doesn't look right at all.
1 RED_FORK 2019-09-29
Paaahdcast.... Naaht Saahm. Nice Inland Northern (American) English accent, stupid.
0 RahStarAryan 2019-09-29
He's a NeadertHAL hybrid version 9 . Genetic Engineering is interfering with the natural order .
The people who called him Crow Magnon are wrong . Crow Magnons looked completely different , me , myself , i could spot it instant .
Go back to your roots .
The Fat Pat situation is a dead whores .
Do you remember that time Sam stomped on a homeless mans cake ?
Somebody should go tell those Square the circle people .
Just a taste .
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-09-29
Nice "cro," stupid.
-1 RahStarAryan 2019-09-29
Nice Interpretation , genius .
0 Dennyislife 2019-09-29
People listen to podcasts about a fake 'sport'?
0 [deleted] 2019-09-29
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1 daveslandcow 2019-09-29
it's ugly
-1 ichise7 2019-09-29
good lookin dude. nice try wit da hate tho
also, opie is an active pedophile
2 SibHashian13 2019-09-29
War hero Sam.
1 daveslandcow 2019-09-29
i can only imagine what your fat ass looks like. you fucking lonesome loser
0 daveslandcow 2019-09-29
shut up faggot . you are the fattest and most gay poster in this sub. almost hated as much as sam
1 ichise7 2019-09-29
im actually loved and revered worldwide for my hard hitting journalism, pal. nice try wit da hate tho
also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile