His tongue has a nice cum reservoir

Looks like an impression left from a tongue stud. Only major league poonhounds ever had those.

I bet Patso had one as he is incredibly tough.

There's no questioning his toughness unless there's toenail clippings to be discarded.

Joe is addicted to porkroll and cum on his breakfast sandwiches.

I’m literally half Joe’s age and I can’t fathom a scenario where I’d take, let alone share, a photo like that.

Not a real man

Nice 2 pound tongue, stupid