That's around the age when Roe, the shittiest mother on Earth, decided it would be fine if the boys went to live with the only man that was a bigger loser than the future "Brother Joe", Joe "I completely ruined my sons" Cumia Sr. All mental and emotional development for those two stopped once the human shitstain that was their father trained them to be professional leeches.
He's just a nervous faggot. He mentioned earlier in that chapter (one of the longer ones in his leaflet at 7 pages) about feeling cripplingly anxious when informed that they'd be appearing on Letterman, to the point that he believed he would drop dead as soon as he walked onto the stage. He is a fretful queer.
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9 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-29
He is permanently stuck at 13 years old; emotionally, intellectually, with who he's sexually attracted to and his relationship with alcohol.
9 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-29
That's around the age when Roe, the shittiest mother on Earth, decided it would be fine if the boys went to live with the only man that was a bigger loser than the future "Brother Joe", Joe "I completely ruined my sons" Cumia Sr. All mental and emotional development for those two stopped once the human shitstain that was their father trained them to be professional leeches.
5 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-29
Harsh but fair.
7 THE69IQ 2019-09-29
Keith The Cop is a nickname and should be capitalized.
Nice proofreading, stupid.
Also, what respectable alcoholic gets buzzed from two beers?
6 ForceableEntry 2019-09-29
Say two beers again, douche
3 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-29
Nana and his beers, he's a fucking child.
2 TacolasCage 2019-09-29
Bipolar disorder is a bitch
3 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-29
He's just a nervous faggot. He mentioned earlier in that chapter (one of the longer ones in his leaflet at 7 pages) about feeling cripplingly anxious when informed that they'd be appearing on Letterman, to the point that he believed he would drop dead as soon as he walked onto the stage. He is a fretful queer.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-29
I like his hyphen-use, most people here know I randomly hyphenate things since a head injury (especially when drunkd).
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-29
Naaht Funny!
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-09-29
People actually paid to read this. Not many, obviously. Still though.
1 snargfursk 2019-09-29
Two beers, two beers, did I mention the beers?