Fatfuck’s half-marathon boasting on Instagram hit a fever pitch a few months ago...he had daily posts - many disgusting and shirtless - talking about how he was a 2 hour half-marathon runner and in serious training for the 2019 Brewers Half Marathon. This got me thinking, because visually it’s clear that Patrick S Tomlinson has never, ever physically exerted himself.
A user contacted the proprietor of marathoninvestigation.com (great website btw) and got pointers on what to look for in a cheater and what the typical cheater’s M.O. is like. Warning bells went off when he responded that cheaters are typical arrogant narcissists with extreme obsessions with their online lives...the fit was too perfect!
Upon review of Fatty’s Brewers Half-Marathon results, I found something interesting. Other than his awful photos lumbering toward the finish line, he was clearly walking. His terrible, embarrassing 2:45-ish finish time didn’t make sense for a walker, but if he had only covered 8-9 miles then the time matched perfectly.
A review of the course showed two spots where a racer could have cut the course’s out-and-back sections and totaled ~4 miles cut. Furthermore, there were photographers set up on both of those sections: Fatrick is one of few runners not to appear in any photos from that section.
The most damning evidence is from Fatso himself. In his long, painful diatribe “refuting” these scholarly claims, Fatass claimed that he sprained his ankle on Mile 4 and ran ~8 miles on it...as a runner myself I assure you that this is bullshit. He made incorrect claims about timing mats and water stations that anyone who ran the race would have known. His sperg-out regarding this issue is WAY more involved than anything else we’ve claimed about him, leading to the conclusion that it’s TRUE.
Upon finding out that marathoninvestigation.com and our sub were onto his cheating scheme, two things happened in the same week: the constant posting about his “marathon training” ceased, and he withdrew from this weekend’s Brewers Half-Marathon. If these aren’t the actions of a cheater knowing he’s caught, then what is the explanation?
Occam’s Razor dictates that the simplest explanation is usually the true one. I believe in this case the simplest explanation is the one contained herein.
I'd really rather not have that psycho back here calling everyone "child" and ghoulishly salivating at the imagined attention from children, but I am curious...
Why did he feel the need to cheat on a half marathon?
Patricks relationship with Cat Rambo and their combined silence and denial about the accusations against Marion Zimmer Bradley are no joke. She was accused of abuse by her daughter Moria Greyland. Marion was married to Walter H Breen whom was a convicted pedophile and outspoken defender of pederasty. Cat Rambo tried to down play the seriousness of the abuse allegations that Moria Greyland made against her mother Marion Zimmer Bradley.
This is no bit. Patrick and Cat Rambo are complicit in protecting the reputation of literal pedophiles in the scifi community, and they both made efforts to whitewash serious abuse allegations.
I’m not the type to take an internet stranger’s word on anything. But I’ll look into it. If this is true, any last remaining guilt I felt about fucking with Patrick (and if there was any, it wasn’t much) goes right out the window.
Also don't forget Cat Rambo awarded a lifetime achievement award to Sam Delaney, another prominent figure in the scifi community.
Delaney authored the controversial book Hogg which is about pedophilia and sexual deviancy. It is fucking repulsive:
The plot features a silent pre-adolescent boy (called only "cocksucker") sold into sexual slavery to a rapist named "Hogg" Hargus, who exposes him to the most extreme acts of deviancy imaginable.
— Chuck Klosterman, The A.V. Club, 2009
This is sick shit and you'll feel enraged and disgusted after reading into it, because these people hide in plain sight. All it takes is connecting the dots.
The science fiction and fantasy writers association (SFWA) harbors these people and protects their secrets from getting out. And who is the leader of the SFWA? Cat Rambo. Whom Patrick is very cozy with. This ain't a bit. It's a network of people who have organized to cover for each others crimes and discredit their victims.
Hargus was also the last name of Jim Norton’s pedophile character “Uncle Paul Hargus”. After reading the [Hogg] plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it doesn’t surprise me that Jimmy is familiar with Delaney’s literal love letter to pedophilia.
Patrick specifically said "Don't believe everything you read on the internet, child" when asked about Moira Greyland and when asked to clarify that eventually said that it was fiction. If you read her book, which I have actually, that alone is sickening to imply.
If Pat's daughter was in his life, he would have likely offered her to some Epstein type in exchange for a path to success. He'd fuck up the opportunity though because he's so incompetent and dysfunctional.
Thank God Adrienne was determined to keep him away.
Wow. Seriously, thank you. I appreciate it. We caught him in a big lie and preparing to cheat at another race and totally shut it down. I’m proud of that.
Racing is an awesome hobby and passion for a lifetime, and the fewer fat assholes cheating and making it all about themselves the better. Let him stick to worthless likes and “ratios” on Twitter. That’ll sustain the fat lub of lard when he’s having a bypass at 45.
I always sensed something was very, very off with Patso. At first he was just fun to hate.
Then facts like his daughter, his crybully tactics, his association with known pedo-protectors like Cat Rambo, and his marathon cheating came to light. All proven, documented FACTS. That makes me wonder, like you, if we’re writing reality or just have a collective nose for warning signs amongst our targets.
This is a thou doth protest too much situation. When somebody is so violently wrapped up in a political persona and virtue signalling and being condescending and demeaning to anyone who might disagree, it's usually to cover some deeply unpleasant or disgusting things about themselves.
Patrick is also a narcissist and the kind of guy who doesn't mind stepping on people while he climbs. This is the classic combination of horrible personality traits that allow people to do or cover for horrible things because hey, Patrick might be covering for pedos and perverts but it's allowing him a platform and allowing him to, in his mind at least, get his liberal world saving shit to the masses.
49 comments
19 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
Wow. Body-slammed that fat pedo, and didn’t even mentioned how he cheated at the Brewers Mini-Marathon. Well written and factual. I like it.
9 THE69IQ 2019-09-29
I didn't move around the various PT fan subs, what's the marathon story?
16 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
Fatfuck’s half-marathon boasting on Instagram hit a fever pitch a few months ago...he had daily posts - many disgusting and shirtless - talking about how he was a 2 hour half-marathon runner and in serious training for the 2019 Brewers Half Marathon. This got me thinking, because visually it’s clear that Patrick S Tomlinson has never, ever physically exerted himself.
A user contacted the proprietor of marathoninvestigation.com (great website btw) and got pointers on what to look for in a cheater and what the typical cheater’s M.O. is like. Warning bells went off when he responded that cheaters are typical arrogant narcissists with extreme obsessions with their online lives...the fit was too perfect!
Upon review of Fatty’s Brewers Half-Marathon results, I found something interesting. Other than his awful photos lumbering toward the finish line, he was clearly walking. His terrible, embarrassing 2:45-ish finish time didn’t make sense for a walker, but if he had only covered 8-9 miles then the time matched perfectly.
A review of the course showed two spots where a racer could have cut the course’s out-and-back sections and totaled ~4 miles cut. Furthermore, there were photographers set up on both of those sections: Fatrick is one of few runners not to appear in any photos from that section.
The most damning evidence is from Fatso himself. In his long, painful diatribe “refuting” these scholarly claims, Fatass claimed that he sprained his ankle on Mile 4 and ran ~8 miles on it...as a runner myself I assure you that this is bullshit. He made incorrect claims about timing mats and water stations that anyone who ran the race would have known. His sperg-out regarding this issue is WAY more involved than anything else we’ve claimed about him, leading to the conclusion that it’s TRUE.
Upon finding out that marathoninvestigation.com and our sub were onto his cheating scheme, two things happened in the same week: the constant posting about his “marathon training” ceased, and he withdrew from this weekend’s Brewers Half-Marathon. If these aren’t the actions of a cheater knowing he’s caught, then what is the explanation?
Occam’s Razor dictates that the simplest explanation is usually the true one. I believe in this case the simplest explanation is the one contained herein.
6 THE69IQ 2019-09-29
Interesting. Thanks for the breakdown.
Again confirming Joey and Patrick are cut from the same idiotic cloth.
Monitor, judge, and ridicule.
3 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
You’re welcome. Is there a way to cut and paste that info? I’m on iPhone and it won’t let me. Yes, I’m old. Thanks for any tips.
3 THE69IQ 2019-09-29
Depends on what app you’re using and what IOS version.
I threw it on Pastebin for future reference.
https://pastebin.com/PJHnpdXd
3 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-29
/u/patrickstomlinson comment, cheating child?
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-09-29
I'd really rather not have that psycho back here calling everyone "child" and ghoulishly salivating at the imagined attention from children, but I am curious...
Why did he feel the need to cheat on a half marathon?
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-29
He's calling people troll now
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-29
Why does a bear shit in the woods?
because it needs to!
1 [deleted] 2019-09-29
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1 DildoRenter 2019-09-29
Hope he ends up like that old doctor.
16 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-29
This needs to be archived.
7 TangerineDRxReam 2019-09-29
Yep. On every new sub.
This really got to me. I’m tempted to say another couple of things that will get this new TangerineReam account banned like the last one.
14 Skip4play 2019-09-29
"No Im not, child
Blocked, reported.
Goodbye troll."
12 stevex42 2019-09-29
Wait is this guy actually sone kind of pedo cultist? I thought it was all exaggeration just to fuck with him.
13 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-29
it NEVER is. people aren't called out randomly.
who would counter-protest an anti-pedophilia march, then try to cover it up?
6 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-29
A pedophile, I would believe.
4 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-29
i hope it's not true. All i know is that he behaved questionably in the past and he seems to have connections to very shady people
-9 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-09-29
It is, and so is the post above. But it’s fun to pretend and imply.
10 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-29
It's really not though. These accusations aren't just thrown around willy nilly.
6 notasodomite 2019-09-29
You don't just joke about pedophilia.
1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-09-29
Alright time out, all joking aside - is this actually true or is what you’re saying part of the bit?
9 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-29
Patricks relationship with Cat Rambo and their combined silence and denial about the accusations against Marion Zimmer Bradley are no joke. She was accused of abuse by her daughter Moria Greyland. Marion was married to Walter H Breen whom was a convicted pedophile and outspoken defender of pederasty. Cat Rambo tried to down play the seriousness of the abuse allegations that Moria Greyland made against her mother Marion Zimmer Bradley.
This is no bit. Patrick and Cat Rambo are complicit in protecting the reputation of literal pedophiles in the scifi community, and they both made efforts to whitewash serious abuse allegations.
6 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-09-29
I’m not the type to take an internet stranger’s word on anything. But I’ll look into it. If this is true, any last remaining guilt I felt about fucking with Patrick (and if there was any, it wasn’t much) goes right out the window.
7 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-29
Also don't forget Cat Rambo awarded a lifetime achievement award to Sam Delaney, another prominent figure in the scifi community.
Delaney authored the controversial book Hogg which is about pedophilia and sexual deviancy. It is fucking repulsive:
— Chuck Klosterman, The A.V. Club, 2009
This is sick shit and you'll feel enraged and disgusted after reading into it, because these people hide in plain sight. All it takes is connecting the dots.
The science fiction and fantasy writers association (SFWA) harbors these people and protects their secrets from getting out. And who is the leader of the SFWA? Cat Rambo. Whom Patrick is very cozy with. This ain't a bit. It's a network of people who have organized to cover for each others crimes and discredit their victims.
3 RED_FORK 2019-09-29
Hargus was also the last name of Jim Norton’s pedophile character “Uncle Paul Hargus”. After reading the [Hogg] plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it doesn’t surprise me that Jimmy is familiar with Delaney’s literal love letter to pedophilia.
2 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-29
There is an oddly consistent link between the Hargus surname and pedophilia.
3 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-29
Delaney was a NAMBLA member and supporter and said that his molestation at 6 was a positive.
2 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-29
Patrick specifically said "Don't believe everything you read on the internet, child" when asked about Moira Greyland and when asked to clarify that eventually said that it was fiction. If you read her book, which I have actually, that alone is sickening to imply.
9 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-29
It's not though.
11 notasodomite 2019-09-29
Fat drunk has his child taken away then defends pedophiles. This could be our pizzagate. We can call it #PizzaGut
9 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-29
Pizzagate Crashers, child.
9 JMueller2012 2019-09-29
Soft-bodied idiot
7 late_50s_why 2019-09-29
wow patso really is an unlikable piece of human garbage
6 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-29
This has inspired me to start posting Patrick threads on /pol/
3 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-29
Well, he is a self-proclaimed political firebrand, so it’s a proper board to post them in. Go get ‘im, tiger!
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-29
be sure to give /tv/ or /lit/ and other gay areas some Pat-posts(SHIT-posts) as well
6 like_tears_1n_rain 2019-09-29
If Pat's daughter was in his life, he would have likely offered her to some Epstein type in exchange for a path to success. He'd fuck up the opportunity though because he's so incompetent and dysfunctional.
Thank God Adrienne was determined to keep him away.
6 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
Wow. Seriously, thank you. I appreciate it. We caught him in a big lie and preparing to cheat at another race and totally shut it down. I’m proud of that.
Racing is an awesome hobby and passion for a lifetime, and the fewer fat assholes cheating and making it all about themselves the better. Let him stick to worthless likes and “ratios” on Twitter. That’ll sustain the fat lub of lard when he’s having a bypass at 45.
4 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29
Figured out to a KP
4 TangerineDRxReam 2019-09-29
Pedophillia in a Sci-Fi community? Whaaaaat?! WHAAAAAAT?!
4 anallips 2019-09-29
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/228176503
4 Toss__Pot 2019-09-29
WTF?!?!
I'm glad to be on the right side, just one question... are we writing reality, or are we intuitive mofos who can smell this shit a mile off??
I say a bit of both.
4 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
I always sensed something was very, very off with Patso. At first he was just fun to hate.
Then facts like his daughter, his crybully tactics, his association with known pedo-protectors like Cat Rambo, and his marathon cheating came to light. All proven, documented FACTS. That makes me wonder, like you, if we’re writing reality or just have a collective nose for warning signs amongst our targets.
2 ResidentSignal52 2019-09-29
People that attract attention to themselves online, regardless of how popular they are, are typically not mentally well.
1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-29
This is a thou doth protest too much situation. When somebody is so violently wrapped up in a political persona and virtue signalling and being condescending and demeaning to anyone who might disagree, it's usually to cover some deeply unpleasant or disgusting things about themselves.
Patrick is also a narcissist and the kind of guy who doesn't mind stepping on people while he climbs. This is the classic combination of horrible personality traits that allow people to do or cover for horrible things because hey, Patrick might be covering for pedos and perverts but it's allowing him a platform and allowing him to, in his mind at least, get his liberal world saving shit to the masses.
The ends justify the means, child.
1 DildoRenter 2019-09-29
I'm detecting a Jim & Sam listener with the "to the point that" verbal crutch.
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