While you were posting beefers ... I was studying the blade

14  2019-09-29 by long_shorystort

6 comments

3  IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-09-29

I’m really starting to hate his fucking hair.

3  long_shorystort 2019-09-29

Its almost short enough on the sides to be Hitler Youth-esqe, but as unkempt as the average Star Trek fan just waking up at 2 PM on a Thursday.

3  Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29

Starting?

2  long_shorystort 2019-09-29

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate ... you have the audacity to come to me for help?

2  toe_trigger 2019-09-29

I hope he uses that blade on his wrists.

1  Felonious__Drunk 2019-09-29

Those lip creases really fucking me.