Patrick S. Tomlinson, master debater

32  2019-09-29 by PatricksWaterheadBro

30 comments

The kid was literally just there, and smirked because a grown man near him was behaving like a teenager.

I'm going to hit this drum near your face like an autistic child. DON'T SMILE. DON'T SMILE.

He thinks he's a white supremacist just because he wore a hat. Haha. He's 16.

A hat the kid bought from some roadside vendor during a field trip to DC.

Patrick is doing a great job of making himself look like a stupid ass piece of shit.

Patrick is doing a great job of making himself look like a stupid ass piece of shit.

It's why I'm cancelling my cable.

Pundit. Political firebrand.

Plus author. Pat Marenghi's Darkplace.

Let’s all repeatedly reply to him with “no he wasn’t” and compel him to spend his entire day tweeting the same thing over and over.

I had an idea for a Stone Cold bit where you just reply to him with "WHAT?" over and over and he'd keep responding to you like you're too dumb to comprehend his brilliance.

Let’s do it.

You can. I don't do twitter. I'm the ghost of a 94 year old man and I don't know dick about the internet.

Any black men on Facebook you need us to harass?

Anthony Cumia

Remember Akon? Him. I always hated his voice.

Can I have another signed pic, Mr. Abe?

Sure thing, sport. This one's personalized. Stay in school and mind your mom and pop.

Was his next tweet, my dad could beat up your dad?

My dad could beat up your bull

As always, Fatrick has nothing. Nothing clever, no facts, no rhetorical or creative ability at all.

He is a state college dropout, after all.

Community college

Weren't there Black Israelites saying a bunch of racist shit? Why doesn't Patrick criticize them?

They filled his (second, worse) wife later that evening.

They didn't get media coverage because, get this, the media is full of kikes and kike shills

Because he's scared of black people.

Head in the sand and cover his ears is Patso's debate style

I’m shocked he was able to write 5 sentences without using the word “child”

A badly programmed bot would not malfunction like that...

Imagine still talking about Covington.

You're gonna love Norton's new Netflix special next year.