Holy fucking shit dude, can you imagine if Pat shoots up white supremacist incel Nazis and he kills like a hundred people and then it becomes the most high profile case in America besides Trump's impeachment, and we all get called to testify, and all this becomes evidence?
"Your honor, we're not saying Jonathan is a fan of Pringles potato chips. The joke, the reference is that Jonathan's penis, um when erect, is as long and thick as the, uh, cylinder that Pringles potato chips come in."
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8 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-29
They put his first name on his race bib like he's a retard they're worried will get lost.
5 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
Holy fucking shit dude, can you imagine if Pat shoots up white supremacist incel Nazis and he kills like a hundred people and then it becomes the most high profile case in America besides Trump's impeachment, and we all get called to testify, and all this becomes evidence?
6 FUCK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-09-29
You have a wild imagination sir
5 RobertMewler 2019-09-29
please please please please please please
4 AnthonyCumiaPedo 2019-09-29
"Your honor, we're not saying Jonathan is a fan of Pringles potato chips. The joke, the reference is that Jonathan's penis, um when erect, is as long and thick as the, uh, cylinder that Pringles potato chips come in."
5 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-29
"cylinder in which Pringles come." You're in court, son, you gotta have proper grammar.
5 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-29
This makes his face look thinner. Almost human.
5 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29
Taking after dad ♥️
3 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-29
He has the same body as the fat girl at the bar with all hot friends
3 PatricksLegalTeam 2019-09-29
Both of you will share a jail cell, little one.
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1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-29
Why so serious, child?
1 ButtholeBalls2000 2019-09-29
This is the man that will take down President Trump.
"DNC, hire me as a consultant!"
"I'm a conservative, child."