Reminder: Joe's military service is alledged to be stolen valor.

29  2019-09-29 by joefuckhissauntfran

9 comments

He was only in for three years. I wonder why he didn't make it to four.

The army actually does 3 year contracts now, not sure the history of it but Im sure Joe predates the era when 4 years became the norm.

Dishonorably discharged for stealing

No it's not "alleged"; he literally showed off a picture of a different person in a more "respectable" role and tried to say it was him. It was outright stolen valor.

Won't show his dd214

Hasn't shown any medals or pins that weren't standard infantry trainee (his only photo)

Brags about his service and wears Airborne shit all the time (something combat vets NEVER do)

alledged

Ahh fuck it's alleged... fuck me Im retarded. TYFYS

Nothing alleged about it. All signs point to dishonorable discharge at the very least.

Fuck your mother. I’m a vet. You’re not. I play guitar sufficiently enough to get paid for it regularly. I’m no virtuoso, never claimed to be. Self absorbed? You don’t know me. Fuck your mother again.

More than once he's promised to show his DD-214 to previous subs and it's always been a matter of "I'm driving back from a gig right now" or some such shit and "I'll post it when I get home." It's never happened. He was probably tossed for stealing Army property or engaging in sodomy or something of that nature.