r/opieradio: Didja ever wonder why joe cumiaaa, knowing that this sub existed, would post a picture of his aunt fraaaan on social media? Even when it didn't look like she wanted to be photograaaaphed at aaall?

Ya ever notice all the ads for light beer during football season? Does the vortex bottle make it taste any better? I doubt it.

Maybe they should spend a little less time thinking of gimmicks, and a little morrre time making better beer.

I think I’ll stick to my grapefrut shandy 😉

Didja ever see a thumbtack? One side is perfectly safe for thumbs but the other's a doozy! Why is that?