A yugo or a trabant is less faggotty than this shit, not to mention those poor folks in commie countries had no choice. Joe had the vast selection of the capitalist free market and paid a premium to drive the gayest car he could find.
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Edit: the only man I've ever seen drive one of these mexican fiats was another dumb sicilian with italian flags plastered everywhere on his fag-mobile.
Joe really has no shame and the only way to truly get to him is to make fun of his music.....AAAAAaaaannnnd reminding him that Anthony bought a laptop for a 40yr old man because he really thought it was a 14yr old girl.
This is the "rolling with the punches" stage of being trolled.
"You've been making fun of my car for months. I've decided to embrace the term Barbie Car in a desperate attempt to make you stop, because I cry at night thinking about what you people say about me."
Just as a refresher, these are the stages of being trolled:
What Homo Joe THINKS he's driving. What he's ACTUALLY driving. Piece of shit. With his cheapass fake Gucci seatbelts. Dumb dago wop. Comment, u/Doxxer100?
Ticked all the options that the middle aged women would get on the 500 instead of just getting the Abarth version. I can't say I'm surprised James would make such a decision.
I’d have more respect if he did this shit ironically, but he actually thinks that’s a macho “Italian made” car. I genuinely love this man for being a constant source of amusement and bewilderment
27 comments
3 telav 2019-09-29
I don’t get how he drives that narrow ass car with his bow legs.
2 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-29
He's too stupid to understand that this is proof that the subs absolutely have an effect on his life.
2 madenat39 2019-09-29
My mother drives that car haha
2 Toss__Pot 2019-09-29
you mother's a fag
haha
1 suirogerg 2019-09-29
I bet she has more T than Slow Joe.
2 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
You've managed to insult them both with a one liner. Masterfully done, sir.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29
Post her tits
2 LenardF 2019-09-29
Kurt loves riding inside it
2 4stepsbackward 2019-09-29
Anthony could fit that car in his ass.
2 REALJoeCumia 2019-09-29
Even I think that’s gay
2 of_lower_stock 2019-09-29
6'1" and morbidly obese, but he fits in that toy car?
2 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-09-29
I hope we hear about him having to be extracted from the twisted wreckage of his Barbie car with the jaws of life.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-29
Sucking cock is less gay than driving that clown car
1 joefuckhissauntfran 2019-09-29
A yugo or a trabant is less faggotty than this shit, not to mention those poor folks in commie countries had no choice. Joe had the vast selection of the capitalist free market and paid a premium to drive the gayest car he could find.
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Edit: the only man I've ever seen drive one of these mexican fiats was another dumb sicilian with italian flags plastered everywhere on his fag-mobile.
2 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
I'm afraid YOU misread his words, MY friend. He's all MAN AND loving it, LIBTARD.
1 nicecarfaggot 2019-09-29
Joe really has no shame and the only way to truly get to him is to make fun of his music.....AAAAAaaaannnnd reminding him that Anthony bought a laptop for a 40yr old man because he really thought it was a 14yr old girl.
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1 SilentInvestment 2019-09-29
His brother paid for it.
1 PatricksLegalTeam 2019-09-29
We got a verdict from the cringe sub people yet?
1 Vawsh 2019-09-29
Sensitive old bitch.
1 Layla_Kurlan 2019-09-29
This is the "rolling with the punches" stage of being trolled.
"You've been making fun of my car for months. I've decided to embrace the term Barbie Car in a desperate attempt to make you stop, because I cry at night thinking about what you people say about me."
Just as a refresher, these are the stages of being trolled:
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-29
He doesn't think about what we say at night, he stays up and reads it.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-09-29
What Homo Joe THINKS he's driving. What he's ACTUALLY driving. Piece of shit. With his cheapass fake Gucci seatbelts. Dumb dago wop. Comment, u/Doxxer100?
1 nyrangerz30 2019-09-29
Ticked all the options that the middle aged women would get on the 500 instead of just getting the Abarth version. I can't say I'm surprised James would make such a decision.
1 JimNortonsHonesty 2019-09-29
Self-absorbed faggot.
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-09-29
I’d have more respect if he did this shit ironically, but he actually thinks that’s a macho “Italian made” car. I genuinely love this man for being a constant source of amusement and bewilderment
1 Abarf 2019-09-29
They are made in Mexico for the North American market and that makes it even funnier.