Joe's pretty vague for someone proud of their service. I've asked him on Facebook what he did in the Army and he just replied with "Radio operator" and that's it. Most people I've talked to about their time in the military, they go into some detail about what they've done, where they've been, etc etc. Not Joe, because he didn't do shit.
My uncle was an artillery operator in the marines in Vietnam. He's told me that black chicks fuck best but dont date one or you're out of the family. That's all he's told me about his time in the marines.
He acts like he was special forces or someshit. In a previous sub I mentioned I had a family member in the SAS, does he talk about it like a badge? No? Do we ask him? Sometimes, and when we do it’s not like he shot Osama, he just says he served here or whatever but won’t go into it too much and we don’t ask too much. The big difference? He has fucking medals and training photos to prove it in his office and doesn’t put it as his crowning achievement. This cunt thinks playing in a cover band and being his brothers brother is a life. He holds onto this mistaken service in the military like it’s all he has to give to the world for it to give back. If we take that from him, he is robbed of all he has to think of himself as a man. The only way we break Joe, is his service. To him, that’s all he has in his head, and he doesn’t even have it.
Jospeh Emanuelle Cumia received the Purple heart for his heroic service in The great kitchen fire of 1968. For valiantly rescuing a pantry filled with potatoes and carrots. He was honored with getting the Golden Peeler and sent back to work immediately.
He was later caught trying to cope it for childspit. He Was dishonorably discharged 1969
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2 JoeLovesChildSpit2 2019-09-29
It’s hilarious that this asshole thinks that he is a Vet. Joe, you never served in a war, you’re just a Stolen Valor faggot.
4 GroovyBastard 2019-09-29
He means he's a veterinarian. It's that Cumia Family dementia finally kicking in.
Poor, unfortunate old man.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-29
Joe's pretty vague for someone proud of their service. I've asked him on Facebook what he did in the Army and he just replied with "Radio operator" and that's it. Most people I've talked to about their time in the military, they go into some detail about what they've done, where they've been, etc etc. Not Joe, because he didn't do shit.
2 Cptbaldopie 2019-09-29
My uncle was an artillery operator in the marines in Vietnam. He's told me that black chicks fuck best but dont date one or you're out of the family. That's all he's told me about his time in the marines.
2 DasterdlyDutch 2019-09-29
He acts like he was special forces or someshit. In a previous sub I mentioned I had a family member in the SAS, does he talk about it like a badge? No? Do we ask him? Sometimes, and when we do it’s not like he shot Osama, he just says he served here or whatever but won’t go into it too much and we don’t ask too much. The big difference? He has fucking medals and training photos to prove it in his office and doesn’t put it as his crowning achievement. This cunt thinks playing in a cover band and being his brothers brother is a life. He holds onto this mistaken service in the military like it’s all he has to give to the world for it to give back. If we take that from him, he is robbed of all he has to think of himself as a man. The only way we break Joe, is his service. To him, that’s all he has in his head, and he doesn’t even have it.
1 nicecarfaggot 2019-09-29
Did he really say radio operator? because before he said mechanic.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-29
He told me radio operator
1 nicecarfaggot 2019-09-29
He was probably the guy that fished turds out of the latrines
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-29
Dick operator, cock mechanic, what's the difference?
1 nicecarfaggot 2019-09-29
HAHA
1 Anarox 2019-09-29
Jospeh Emanuelle Cumia received the Purple heart for his heroic service in The great kitchen fire of 1968. For valiantly rescuing a pantry filled with potatoes and carrots. He was honored with getting the Golden Peeler and sent back to work immediately.
He was later caught trying to cope it for childspit. He Was dishonorably discharged 1969