Opie vs. Sir Prance-A-Lot

42  2019-09-28 by betterchef1127

6 comments

Wow, stealing Dawn right in front of him

I would suspend my whites only rule for miss Lisa turtle.

Not anymore you wouldn't.

I hear they're doing a revival and I have the great premise for it. The bulk of each new season would consist mostly of Screech getting viciously bullied and humiliated by his classmates, teachers and Mr. Belding until the season finale when he snaps and massacres everyone in a shooting spree. Then at the start of the following season, everyone is alive and well until they bully Screech into losing it again. Hope NBC likes my idea.

Season 2 is where they introduce Screech's dumb older brother Joe. We'll see a 3-part episode on how Joe is actually NOT A PEDOPHILE. Season 3 we see Zack start a high school radio show. Screech and his brother Joe does a racist song in black face, it becomes a hit. Then we all know how the rest goes.

I'm bored and making myself laugh thinking how the scenes from that picture you posted would play out in my version of Saved by the Bell. Like in the first one, Zach gets annoyed and tells Screech to, "stop acting like a weird faggot all the time" but he persists in being annoying so Zach and the kids standing there grab Screech, turn him upside down and stuff him into the trash can. Then second frame Zach walks up to Screech and chokes him out for no reason at all. Last picture is definitely from a season finale. At this point, Screech is in a nearly catatonic state and on the verge of snapping. He finally loses it after Zach forces him to watch as he makes out with Lisa and roughly finger bangs her. After they're done, Zach wipes his pussy juice soaked hand on the front of Screech's tux then tells him, "that's as close as you'll ever get to pussy, faggot" before slapping the bouquet of roses out of his hands and stepping on them as he walks off. The whole time Screech just stands there perfectly still with that blank expression from the picture on his face. The camera slowly zooms in on him while simultaneously the sound of gunfire and screaming get louder and louder as though you're hearing what's going on inside Screech's head at that moment. Cut to credits.

NBC would be nuts not to make this. Pure gold.