Turns out our ol buddy Master Po has rebranded himself as “Master Bob” and runs a dojo down in Florida, where he teaches his “off balance round house kick” and “hundred had pat strike” to his students.

24  2019-09-28 by DigitalTorque

35 comments

We talkin' about legalities hear.

5 year litiGAtion!

Does Mel still write messages at all?

He's worried that the Milwaukee Police Department will arrest him.

https://youtu.be/806vCrtZ33g

at 3:24 Master Bobs reenactment of the FH Riley’s parking lot incident.

I watch alot of Ufc/Mma and this guys technique is just fucked. Watch a professional like Edson Barboza’s kicks. Example here Thats how you throw a head kick.

Are you saying Master Po is not the legendary martial artist we have all been led to believe he is?

kwonkicker is really smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DilqXck3isU

This would be decent for someone like maybe 1 year into taekwondo? even then its not great. Brothaman should have known better but nana and the worm are both retarded so it's no surprise he duped them.

To be fair, the retard was an XM employee hired by the company before they joined XM.

They were looking for someone and Mars knew him

Damn! Thas a good security guard!

Another retard XM hired.

All frauds reinvent themselves in Florida.

I need that bumper sticker

Usss!

I never knew how to properly spell it. tyfys

After a while you put your own spin on it.

I always thought it was “oose”.

I still do.

It’s Ous damn it... Spent 3 seconds looking that shit up for YouTube comments

it's Osu

That’s what nana screams when she gets fed

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Ous

It’s so funny that they really believed this man was a martial arts guru and to quote Jim Norton, “a problem”

he’s a problem in certain parking lots

You deserve to get ripped off if you buy into this Mcdojo shit. It’s nothing but dumb fucking soccer moms with fupas signing their kids up for this shit.

Master Mo

OUS!

He didn't even say that right. "Os!" is a contraction of "ohayo gozaimasu" and is not pronounced like that maniac did. It started as a thing between gang members in Japan

Legitimately poor technique, not even seeing where he kicks

Imagine putting so much time and effort into doing something incorrectly.

He’s exactly as awful as I expected all those years ago. Terrible technique. It used to enrage me listening to them embarrass themselves by gushing over this obvious fraud every day.

What the fuck is that spastic hand shit he's doing o the dummy in the second half?

I had a mongo and Coke A Cola!