Pompous Patrick, the Pandering Pig

11  2019-09-28 by Thomas_Dairy

16 comments

Her opponent cheated to win.

Because if there’s one thing we know about Hillary, it’s that her campaign was all about fairness and integrity.

That's what irritates me about people like P-Titty. They are so binary in their thinking. There can only be two sides to any issue and the side they are on is good, righteous and pure. The other side is completely corrupt and evil.

This is Heinrich Himmler's troll account everybody! I should know, I've been to Dachau and watched the History Channel a few times. I'm basically Ian Kershaw, child.

Fuck, I thought I was safe. I've been exposed. Time to chew the cyanide capsule.

It’s why they’re always quoting those corny fucking kid’s movies. They can’t handle the reality that their life isn’t some epic story of revolution, so they pretend what they’re doing is brave and important. And that their “side” is always right.

This shit is creeping into reality TV too. These fuckers can't handle the "reality" that a "bad" person might play a better game than a "good" person.

The entire fucking genre was born because a fat mean naked gay guy named Richard Hatch figured out how to form voting alliances instead of voting everyone in alphabetical order.

There was no crime faggots. She won the popular vote. He won the electoral college. Donald Trump won. Donald Trump is the president.

We're supposed to be more upset this time vs when it happened to Gore because she has a snatch.

It's so stupid because you know he'd be sucking Bernie off if her and the dems hadn't cheated him. But he has to be so anti drumpf that he ignores her shit.

Next election is going to be amazing.

Watching Patso’s twitter reaction if Trump wins again will be like Christmas.

But if trump loses the cumios will be hilarious as well. No matter what the brothamen always win.

I don't think Pats heart will be able to take another Trump victory.

I'm a conservative, child. I just constantly compliment democrats and condemn replicas because reasons.

I’m totally conservative, sweetie I just constantly harp on liberal talking points and never offer any examples of my conservative beliefs or say anything that qualifies me as a conservative in any way.

No surprise though, one liberal he’s been fighting with has been repeatedly asking him to give a single specific example of laws broken for days and Patso is so fucking ignorant and incapable of supporting his own statements he just keeps replying “ALL OF THEM!! WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND IT???”

Hillary Clinton said the country was fine, Donald Trump at the very least recognized the pain and suffering in the rustbelt. Hence winning the electoral college