When you find out it’s not legal to jerk off to KP

37  2019-09-28 by Bovine_Retard

22 comments

It's suspicious that he used "kp" like its a code word for drugs. Deviant animal

Its inside lingo for those in the know.

Palling around.

The Great Philosopher

Archimoodes

Sosososososocrates

Immanuel Kunt.

I just posted that like 3 days ago. Give me money.

Parallel thinking, broheem. But no. Should have gone with Immanuel Kunt or Sir Thomas Less.

This isn't a matter of debate. $30

Ok, but you've now effectively dissuaded me from leaving you a tip.

Sir Thomas Less wrote Mootopia

Give me 1000 dollars

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍

(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

Francis Baconandeggs

Albert Cowmoo

Doltaire

Heinigger

"Show me your war face"

durr

Dumber than a fuckin' buck in headlights.

OH, so so so so so so so so so it's illegal to jerk to? Okay. But it's jot illegal to have or look at...right?