Got unsuspended and received my shirt on the same day! Thanks Opester!

43  2019-09-28 by KarlosMarkas

43 comments

Are you guy fieri?

No but I'll still take your ass to Flavor Town

Can I lick my ass as well?

Can you reach?

Nice mix of Hollywood Hogan and Hulk Hogan’s facial hair, stupid

It's not facial hair it's your mom's muff

Love

Nobody wants the shirt faggot

I have the shirt but not the v neck

Jesus

As close it comes, brothaman

🤘 #ruizing

Couldn't help but notice you went with the V neck

Wanted to accent my chest muscles

What, do you have like a walrus-stach going down to your Adam's apple and you let the little patch under your bottom lip grow out since the day it started? Looks like you have a dead squirrel hanging from your forehead.

I have a goatee/mustache in my natural hair color and a bleached soul patch. It goes well with my spiked hair that has bleached highlights.

Your mom loves it

So...you are Guy Fieri then?

Calm down Literal Jimmy

God I hope you are over 50, you delusional faggot.

The fuck is going on with your neck

It needs to be thick to keep my big brain attached to my buff body

Post nudes

Looks fake.

Sex for favors, secrets, coverups, corruption. I've heard things that will blow your mind and now I think it's time you get the whole story.

Lovely.

More please.

:)

Nice neck lines, stupid.

It's called muscle definition

Reminds me of a whale belly.

LATER, HATER!

Admit it, you wanted the beard in the picture so we’d comment on it. You silly man.

It's where I keep the extra flavor for later

Nice to see Guy Fieri show the love for a fallen brothaman!

Nice puffing out your chest, stupid

No need to puff out these big boy pecs!

You got some heavy milkers there, child.

you seem to be sprouting some solid chestbuds my dude, keep ruizing!

Nice A cups, Kerry King.

A lot of you guys like to talk a lot of shit but not a single one of you would come step up to me at Johnny Garlic's!

Your facial hair is gay.

Worst goat-tee ever

Dude, get a damn lint roller.

The creepy cabin shirts are also a big hit with the ladies