And not having the life experience to realize they don’t automatically know you just want one and that you’re gonna leave a tip, and they have a business to run and they’re already paying a bald faggot to sit in the corner and sing Phil Collins songs, the employees usually aren’t even allowed to help themselves to free shit
He didn’t really have money. He’s hoping they read this and he wants to passive-aggressively make them think they missed out on an opportunity to give him something for free.
You know...like grown men in their 60’s tend to do
And he could have walked up to the bar, asked for that, and put a 10 dollar bill down and it woulda been the same thing, but at age 60 he’d rather take to Facebook to complain. Broke faggot probly didn’t have a 10
Everyone here is a jealous basement dwelling junky with no prospects who needs all the money they mooch off their family, yet I've never seen anyone here post about losing $3.50.
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only
healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day
and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night.
Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether
is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL
AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over
the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend
straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing
hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I
try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down
from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to
feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that
tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day)
blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat
burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet
adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will
fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍
(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big
time.
Here’s how it goes: (Layla doing her homework and having a snack.. Carol cooking dinner...)
Some small talk involving a weak drugged out drunk sounding anonymous tipster.. after a minute of conversation and showing him this thread threatening malicious accusations... it goes something like this:
Officer: “OK, well... Sorry for bothering you sir”....
Me: “No problem officer, you know kids online shenanigans these days, especially being the brother of a former radio shock jock Anthony Cumia”...
Officer: “Haha! O&A...I remember those guys! How’s your brother doing anyway?”
Me: “He’s great! Doing well... thanks for asking”
Officer: “ok then, Have a good day Mr. Cumia”...
Me: “You too officer, be safe out there!”
You’re all retards. That’s why you’re all here... because you’re not all there. Tarded, then tarded again. RE-TARDED.
Joe "went the extra mile" to bring the worn-out old crone along with him to this shitty gig, what an absolute entitled horse's ass he is. Try going the extra mile to find a real job, fuckin dago simpleton.
What happened to him and the way he subsequently behaved and reacted to it was a total humiliation. The good news was that no one, apart from the bar staff and a couple of patrons, would ever know about it. Until he wrote about it in needless detail on fucking Facebook.
He is his own worst enemy and just incomprehensibly stupid.
Exactly. It's supposed to be like elevator music or music when you're shopping. But this is Joe Cumia we're talking about. He treats every chance he gets to play like it's going to be his big break. That's why he made a fool of himself when he got to play with BOC and I have no doubt he made a complete ass of himself the night he's bitching about in his post.
I like how he points out they hired him so they have no say on how he should act, when in real life it is exactly that way, it's called being your employer, stupid
Moo Tits Cumia, business school graduate. Listen to him pontificating like he's some kind of expert after sitting in the corner of a restaurant noodling on his gay guitar for a few dozen helpless captives. Giant faggot.
44 comments
1 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-28
"Not only cheap, it's borderline embarrassing"
Ohhh mr complete lack of self awareness joe.
1 Joes_Chinese_Guitars 2019-09-28
The irony of a person trying to get stuff for free calling another person cheap for not delivering
1 Wsallgood 2019-09-28
/r/choosingbeggars is an entire sub of that heebish behavior
1 MP4-4 2019-09-28
Someone post it there
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-09-28
He capitalized Family like the stupid goombah he is.
1 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-28
He's fucking retarded
1 JoeLovesChildSpit2 2019-09-28
He and his brother are retards who think the Mafia were superheroes.
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-28
LaFamiglia
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-09-28
They wanted you to turn the noise down cause you suck at playing guitar.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-28
Restaurants, Blue Oyster Cult... they all tell him to quieten down.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-28
The patrons were talking loudly probably because they were trying to talk over him.
Also, imagine being 60 and complaining you didn't get a free drink.
1 sf69err 2019-09-28
And not having the life experience to realize they don’t automatically know you just want one and that you’re gonna leave a tip, and they have a business to run and they’re already paying a bald faggot to sit in the corner and sing Phil Collins songs, the employees usually aren’t even allowed to help themselves to free shit
1 Skip4play 2019-09-28
Knowing that he was going to spend that $10 if it was "free" or not. What does it matter? Grab your drink, leave the $10, and fuck off.
1 sf69err 2019-09-28
He didn’t really have money. He’s hoping they read this and he wants to passive-aggressively make them think they missed out on an opportunity to give him something for free.
You know...like grown men in their 60’s tend to do
1 Skip4play 2019-09-28
Very vaginal.
1 sf69err 2019-09-28
And he could have walked up to the bar, asked for that, and put a 10 dollar bill down and it woulda been the same thing, but at age 60 he’d rather take to Facebook to complain. Broke faggot probly didn’t have a 10
1 Smurfboy82 2019-09-28
I thought he always got comped?
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-28
COMP’D
1 cheeznuts 2019-09-28
He went too far. Asked for alcohol instead of just a big sandwich and red gatorade.
1 THE69IQ 2019-09-28
Everyone here is a jealous basement dwelling junky with no prospects who needs all the money they mooch off their family, yet I've never seen anyone here post about losing $3.50.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-09-28
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍
(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
1 BloviatingUdders2 2019-09-28
Your post history is amazing sir.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-09-28
Joe Cumia is best friends with convicted pedophile Jeffrey "Kurt Love" Hollander
1 THE69IQ 2019-09-28
I don’t want to be pedantic, but Jeffrey Hollander, aka Kurt Love, Joe Cumia and Anthony Cumia’s friend is a child rapist.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-28
Here’s how it goes: (Layla doing her homework and having a snack.. Carol cooking dinner...) Some small talk involving a weak drugged out drunk sounding anonymous tipster.. after a minute of conversation and showing him this thread threatening malicious accusations... it goes something like this: Officer: “OK, well... Sorry for bothering you sir”.... Me: “No problem officer, you know kids online shenanigans these days, especially being the brother of a former radio shock jock Anthony Cumia”... Officer: “Haha! O&A...I remember those guys! How’s your brother doing anyway?” Me: “He’s great! Doing well... thanks for asking” Officer: “ok then, Have a good day Mr. Cumia”... Me: “You too officer, be safe out there!” You’re all retards. That’s why you’re all here... because you’re not all there. Tarded, then tarded again. RE-TARDED.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-09-28
Ehhhhhhhhffffeeeehhhhhhhnded.
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-28
Joe "went the extra mile" to bring the worn-out old crone along with him to this shitty gig, what an absolute entitled horse's ass he is. Try going the extra mile to find a real job, fuckin dago simpleton.
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
This is really Joe in a nutshell.
What happened to him and the way he subsequently behaved and reacted to it was a total humiliation. The good news was that no one, apart from the bar staff and a couple of patrons, would ever know about it. Until he wrote about it in needless detail on fucking Facebook.
He is his own worst enemy and just incomprehensibly stupid.
1 anthonycuminyaface 2019-09-28
Has Joe had a single pleasant experience in public? He does nothing but bitch on facebook about any interaction he has with another person.
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-28
What kind of faggot moron says living doll
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-28
I guarantee Carol was a cunt about sitting at the bar and that's why they "questioned" her about whether it was good enough for her.
1 50sSpaceProgram 2019-09-28
It's not a concert shithead, you're background noise for people eating.
1 dakjak 2019-09-28
Exactly. It's supposed to be like elevator music or music when you're shopping. But this is Joe Cumia we're talking about. He treats every chance he gets to play like it's going to be his big break. That's why he made a fool of himself when he got to play with BOC and I have no doubt he made a complete ass of himself the night he's bitching about in his post.
1 ilumty 2019-09-28
reads like the ramblings of an autistic 79 year old. figures
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-28
Gratis
1 ObsiArmyBest 2019-09-28
He actually things Facebook is his personal diary. He has the mentality of a 13 year old girl.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-28
Just about everything we know about Uncle Udders is the result of his intensely gay social media babbling.
1 TheFaggotAwning 2019-09-28
Don't let Anthony know that, he'll try fucking Joe.
1 TheFaggotAwning 2019-09-28
"It's borderline embarrassing"
But nothing of this post, from a 60 year old man, is embarrassing?
Who in the fuck would want to sit in any restaurant and listen to some obese elderly loser pretend like hes a rock star?
1 Jims_maroon_pants 2019-09-28
I like how he points out they hired him so they have no say on how he should act, when in real life it is exactly that way, it's called being your employer, stupid
1 sf69err 2019-09-28
Getting an allowance from your brother for 40 years will shelter you from that kind of information
1 dakjak 2019-09-28
HAHAHAHAHA u/DOXXER100 AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joe....haha...JOE. Get it through your dumb bovine brain that NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU PLAY.
NO ONE GOES TO SEE YOU PLAY. You just book gigs where people are already going to be then PRETEND that they came to see you.
Those people at the Pub didn't want to hear you belting out "I CaN FFfffeeEeeEEeeLllll iT iN tHE AiR TOniiiiiigHT, oH LaaAAaaaaAaaAWwwwWD!"
Multiple PAYING CUSTOMERS probably asked the hostess to ask you to shut the fuck up.
Cover bands are fucking GAY.
1 JarJarThePotato 2019-09-28
They were politely trying to tell you to shut it down and leave, that's the opposite of rude.
You cat lady.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-28
Moo Tits Cumia, business school graduate. Listen to him pontificating like he's some kind of expert after sitting in the corner of a restaurant noodling on his gay guitar for a few dozen helpless captives. Giant faggot.