I've always been a wormy, disloyal, bitch-made little faggot who would try to fuck people's girlfriends. Pussy was on my mind 24/7 because that's such a unique thing for a teenage male to think about constantly, right? Fucking idiot. Anyways, the whole point here is that I'm trying to make it sound like I got laid a lot in my younger years but the only girls who ever had interest in me were the ugly pre-dykes who really wanted to date a woman but didn't know it yet so they would fuck the most feminine males they could find.
I took a girlfriend from the most pathetic queer in history, Frank, and made her my girlfriend. Frank was like the George McFly(pre-Enchantment Under the Sea dance) of our school and the only person who was more of a loser than me. I tried to take other guys chicks a few other times but always got shot down. Luckily I was 105 lbs. back then which meant no one wanted to beat the fuck out of me like I deserved since one punch would kill me.
I've always been a wormy, disloyal, bitch-made little faggot who would try to fuck people's girlfriends. Pussy was on my mind 24/7 because that's such a unique thing for a teenage male to think about constantly, right? Fucking idiot. Anyways, the whole point here is that I'm trying to make it sound like I got laid a lot in my younger years but the only girls who ever had interest in me were the ugly pre-dykes who really wanted to date a woman but didn't know it yet so they would fuck the most feminine males they could find.
I took a girlfriend from the most pathetic queer in history, Frank, and made her my girlfriend. Frank was like the George McFly(pre-Enchantment Under the Sea dance) of our school and the only person who was more of a loser than me. I tried to take other guys chicks a few other times but always got shot down. Luckily I was 47.6 kilograms. back then which meant no one wanted to beat the fuck out of me like I deserved since one punch would kill me.
At best e was swooping in on the 12 year old girlfriends of the 12 year old boys he hung out with because he was too much of an ugly faggot to have friends his own age.
I could see him tricking some dumb, naive 12 year old into giving him a handy or something. But he does look like the posterboy for the kid getting shoved in lockers and toilets by the jocks everyday after school.
Now. And probably a bit then too. He wasn't an outsider by choice, I'm sure. When the burnout did turn up to school he was probably shunned because kids' parents warned them about "those lowdown, dirty Cumia kids."
Your dad bought you your first lay and your brother gave you his sloppy leftovers. To this day you have to pay a woman an allowance to stay in your company.
Lying faggot. Even with millions of dollars in the bank Nana was trawling for bottom feeders, who's he bullshitting? He should stick to tweeting, it's the perfect hobby for a giant lying gaping asshole.
34 comments
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-28
Screech-ass looking nigga.
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-09-28
He’s like horshack and screech combined
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
DMCA away, Joe, you stupid fat old faggot. I look forward to reposting it again (with a better title) in the next sub.
1 CompoundBasement 2019-09-28
"white"
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-28
If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
The only things Anthony was popping in high school were his cystic acne zits. They made a mess too.
1 rdoran93 2019-09-28
glad to finally know the origin story of that mongoloid cirrhosis-head joe currie. i hate all of his shitty friends
1 Skip4play 2019-09-28
I do believe the part about him trying to swoop in on friends girlfriends.
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
Oh absolutely. But never scored. Or if he did, we're talking about the ugliest girl in the whole area level.
1 Attonitus1 2019-09-28
That's why his "friends" didn't kick his ass, he was never successful.
I'm sure the girls were like, "your creepy friend keeps hitting on me when you're not around"
"Oh, don't mind that little weasel faced fuck, he's harmless."
1 dakjak 2019-09-28
"Just keep him away from your little sister..."
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-28
"Ewww, your gross crater-faced friend thinks I want to fuck him."
"Play along, his older brother can get coke."
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
"Apparently they smoke it with their mom."
"That floozy who works at The Yellow Tiger? I can believe it."
1 r3v0lv1ngm0nk 2019-09-28
Translated to reality:
I've always been a wormy, disloyal, bitch-made little faggot who would try to fuck people's girlfriends. Pussy was on my mind 24/7 because that's such a unique thing for a teenage male to think about constantly, right? Fucking idiot. Anyways, the whole point here is that I'm trying to make it sound like I got laid a lot in my younger years but the only girls who ever had interest in me were the ugly pre-dykes who really wanted to date a woman but didn't know it yet so they would fuck the most feminine males they could find.
I took a girlfriend from the most pathetic queer in history, Frank, and made her my girlfriend. Frank was like the George McFly(pre-Enchantment Under the Sea dance) of our school and the only person who was more of a loser than me. I tried to take other guys chicks a few other times but always got shot down. Luckily I was 105 lbs. back then which meant no one wanted to beat the fuck out of me like I deserved since one punch would kill me.
1 Bot_Metric 2019-09-28
Translated to reality:
I've always been a wormy, disloyal, bitch-made little faggot who would try to fuck people's girlfriends. Pussy was on my mind 24/7 because that's such a unique thing for a teenage male to think about constantly, right? Fucking idiot. Anyways, the whole point here is that I'm trying to make it sound like I got laid a lot in my younger years but the only girls who ever had interest in me were the ugly pre-dykes who really wanted to date a woman but didn't know it yet so they would fuck the most feminine males they could find.
I took a girlfriend from the most pathetic queer in history, Frank, and made her my girlfriend. Frank was like the George McFly(pre-Enchantment Under the Sea dance) of our school and the only person who was more of a loser than me. I tried to take other guys chicks a few other times but always got shot down. Luckily I was 47.6 kilograms. back then which meant no one wanted to beat the fuck out of me like I deserved since one punch would kill me.
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1 Sueable 2019-09-28
“I took a girlfriend from the most pathetic queer in history, Frank”
Lmao
1 smashthafunk 2019-09-28
This is Tucker Max level dreck
1 OpiesBulge 2019-09-28
That fucker has a supposed net worth of 5 million. WTF?
1 rdoran93 2019-09-28
his audience is like this sub except actually autistic
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-28
This reads like something from Patrick the Prevaricator.
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1 Twatsmash 2019-09-28
At best e was swooping in on the 12 year old girlfriends of the 12 year old boys he hung out with because he was too much of an ugly faggot to have friends his own age.
1 Brotherman_1 2019-09-28
Anthony we know what your ex wife looked like... try again.
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-09-28
Beautiful prose
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-09-28
I could see him tricking some dumb, naive 12 year old into giving him a handy or something. But he does look like the posterboy for the kid getting shoved in lockers and toilets by the jocks everyday after school.
1 Layla_Kurlan 2019-09-28
On the show he made himself out to be an outsider who didn't get laid much. In his book, he's a pussy slayer.
Was he lying then or is he lying now?
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-28
Now. And probably a bit then too. He wasn't an outsider by choice, I'm sure. When the burnout did turn up to school he was probably shunned because kids' parents warned them about "those lowdown, dirty Cumia kids."
1 JamesCHefnerson 2019-09-28
He's lying to himself (he's a fag)
1 JarJarThePotato 2019-09-28
He had pussy in his mind but cock in his mouth 24/7
1 AnthonysAnalEgg 2019-09-28
Your dad bought you your first lay and your brother gave you his sloppy leftovers. To this day you have to pay a woman an allowance to stay in your company.
1 CompoundBasement 2019-09-28
And sometimes a man: https://i.imgur.com/zg0BGay.png
1 RED_FORK 2019-09-28
Jesus dude what the fuck is that......thing? You can’t hit a nigga with a NSFW warning?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-28
Lying faggot. Even with millions of dollars in the bank Nana was trawling for bottom feeders, who's he bullshitting? He should stick to tweeting, it's the perfect hobby for a giant lying gaping asshole.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-28
No way this pizza face was getting ass in high school