Life was pretty good after college. I’d moved down to Florida with my best friend, and my girlfriend followed soon after. We married four years later. For nine years, we were a model couple. We seldom fought, started building careers, dug ourselves out of debt, and settled in to start a family. We were the pair that our friends looked up to and wanted to emulate. I’d never felt so happy, loved, and secure in my life.
Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing. She refused to participate in any counseling, and demanded that I sign the divorce papers or she would have me served. No warning, no signs of trouble, no money problems, no infidelity, nothing.
I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day.
Makes total sense, Patrick. A pregnant, married woman just up and divorces her husband for no reason at all. I’m sure you were totally innocent.
Her life must’ve been a pure and total living hell if she was willing to leave her home while pregnant. This guy really needs to be locked up.
Women don't usually just leave out of the blue after a decade. You get a lot of passes, and a fair amount of warnings that she's not happy. "Model couple", in front of other people, sure, we all know you like to pretend that everything is going when other people are watching.
I know this monster. Not as well as some, but well enough. I have been its prey. Looking back on my life, I’ve probably tangled with it a half dozen times or so, dating back to grade school growing up as a scrawny, nerdy atheist kid in a small town. Right after high school, it almost got my little brother, but failed.
Nice that your retard waterhead brother was able to overcome depression but you're still whining about it, you plagiarizing hack faggot.
12 comments
1 RobertMewler 2019-09-28
Patrick is Chip Chipperson without the irony.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-28
It can also works as one of those edgy jirn Morton jokes tho
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-28
No, Pat, that's just why open micers like you think you can get away with calling yourselves comedians.
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-28
None of my comedy friends think Norm Macdonald is funny, child
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-28
Makes total sense, Patrick. A pregnant, married woman just up and divorces her husband for no reason at all. I’m sure you were totally innocent.
Her life must’ve been a pure and total living hell if she was willing to leave her home while pregnant. This guy really needs to be locked up.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-28
Women don't usually just leave out of the blue after a decade. You get a lot of passes, and a fair amount of warnings that she's not happy. "Model couple", in front of other people, sure, we all know you like to pretend that everything is going when other people are watching.
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-28
It was just a clump of cells, child.
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-09-28
Of course he's a cuckold
1 sf69err 2019-09-28
Why would he share that pathetic, pathetic bit of information when he could keep it to himself and no one would ever have to know.
He has Joe Cumia-itis
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-28
Funny wordplay you Milwaukee lard pig
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-28
Nice that your retard waterhead brother was able to overcome depression but you're still whining about it, you plagiarizing hack faggot.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-28
We should try to get #WhatDoesAdrienneKnow trending on Twitter.