Cuban Beefers

18  2019-09-28 by mikejmarvin

13 comments

How do you let yourself get like that?

Being 5'3 and having shitty Cuban peasant genes probably doesn't help.

Joe Rogan is king of the phonies

He was a coke head until like 7 years ago. It’s amazing that he’s still alive and Carl died.

How he always looked like a fucking manatee.

He irritates me like none other when he lectures people about living healthy and being a man.

Meanwhile he smokes pot and stuffs his fat face like a degenerate. He’s got to be the biggest hypocrite in show business.

Have you heard Howard Stern?

Ok the second biggest hypocrite

He looks so unhealthy just from his face alone. He's only 56 and looks at least a decade older if you see him today, and he always has this greasy death-sheen on his face.

Doug Stanhope brought up the fact that he has Joey in his "death pool" on JRE and Rogan got uncomfortable but it's a great choice.

I just love how when he talks about BJJ he acts like he's some kind of high-level practitioner. Guarantee he just stands there most the time as everyone else rolls acting like he's actually learning from only watching. On the rare occasion when he actually participates he spends the 5-10 seconds of physical effort he's able to exert using his weight to move the other person before gassing out and just laying there like a beanbag chair with limbs.

Sweaty beach ball nigga.

So Joe Rogan listen dawg, I says to these guys none of ya fucks move an inch or I put a fuckin bullet right between the eyes. Joe Rogan, those Hells Angels didnt know WHAT the fuck to do. Standin there with their dick in the hand lookin at me like the savage that I am. I took the bag of coke and ran like there was no tomorrow. 500 Gs in one night dawg HAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAH cough

jesus fucken cocksucking christ. I have never seen this unfunny hack standing before. Much less without a shirt.