Hey Logan Lynn, let's bicycle to Dachau while Niki enjoys getting blown out by her big black European bull

1  2019-09-28 by PatricksWaterheadBro

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How are his arms so thin in relation to his body? I am not saying any part of him is thin I want to make that clear.

It's because of his complete lack of muscle tone. It's an unusual physique for such an accomplished barfighter

There are black Europeans?! Europe is cucked.

I’m not fat, child. My abs are so pronounced they appear to be a giant lard gut when squished into this two sizes too small t-shirt.

Can you imagine how annoying he'd be to travel to Paris with? Just parroting everything he read 2 minutes prior in his lonely planet book like he's channeling La Belle Époque.