No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning. Anyone can do it!

60  2019-09-28 by IronCock_

38 comments

Not even sure if this is real. Makes enjoy it more.

It’s real, Mel has been hitting the gym. He is the same age as joe. Joe is on steroids and dieting (according to him) yet still makes Pat look in shape.

Well that's just toxic masculinity if you ask me. It's funny, hard work is fantastic when it comes to money (feminism) but hard work in the gym to feel better and live longer is terrible.

He was on Rogan a couple of years ago talking about it. I was excited for him to name (((them))), but this was also very interesting.

Imagine being on trt and still looking like a slob lmao

Mel takes roids, gets built like a 20 year old athelete.

Nana takes roids, gets forearms that are two inches thicker in diameter for a few months, then his nose and tits get bigger.

Mel is also legit fucking those 20 year olds Norton dreams about too. The man can do no wrong

Even when he was out of shape before hitting weights and had a gut, he was banging 10s. He may not be able to see his feet, but that 9.5 inch Catholic cock is always proudly displayed, and works without drugs.

The balcony story was fantastic.

Which one is that?

I'm a stupid person so I don't remember exactly but it was from some pick up artist jackass talking about a party he hosted. Mel Gibson just did what he does and took to very attractive women home. I believe "touch my dick or leave" was part of it. No idea what sub I heard this in

The pickup dude observed from a separate balcony at first to begin if i remember correctly.

GOD

Some pearl-clutching male journalist wrote that he saw Mel chatting up a couple of young women at a bar somewhere. Mel placed one or both of their hands on his (clothed) cock and asked if it was bigger than their dad's. They then wordlessly left the bar with him. And the faggot writer was horrified.

Faggot writer was envious beyond all belief*

Envious of the girls probably.

Nothing beats .. “ is it bigger than your fathers? “

... nor has he in the past

He's been called handsome so the joke is on you reditart. I mean this, ghoul, has never been laid on a person more appropriately.

It’s like they don’t mix well with bud light, Xanax, and doing nothing but sitting around on Twitter

Look at this lovely gal all giddy and excited to service the great Mel. She looks like one who knows to take care of him before the jacuzzi.

Not a faggot. Not by a long shot

What a fucking god.

OUR GOOOOOD, IS AN AWESOME GOD!! HE RAINSSS, FROM HEAVEN ABOVE!!

Jew face

she does look a little kikey, mel came (several times) and conquered though so it's all good

He's a good egg and deserves to be blown at jacuzzi

His seed makes Jewish women turn catholic.

She is being impregnated in this photo.

She was making eyes at me, she'd have sucked me in 5 seconds. She's not your friend!

Guy got to be Mad Max, tell the kikes to fuck off, make hundreds of millions of dollars, and goes through high quality whores like Kleenex.

God's TRUE chosen.

Mel is, if possible, an even bigger G that I initially thought.

i deserve to be bloooown

BEFOORRREEE

I remember Chris Rock was promoting lethal weapon 4 on one of the late night shows (I think it was Jay Leno but I could be wrong) and he told a story about how the main cast was shooting by the beach or some shit and how Mel came out in a speedo as a goof but how everyone was in amazement of the size of Mel’s cock.

I actually remember this but I think it was on Howard. Something to the effect of Mel’s dick being a lethal weapon

What a hot piece of ass. She's very attractive too.

Bravecock. Unite the clans!