The shell that is Anthony is still funnier than Stern. Stern's show is probably better but that is certainly not due to him, Anthony stinks is I guess my point.

The lesson here is, fucking retire before you lose what made you funny in the first place. Elderly shock jocks are just boring as fuck.

I think it's more "they'll have to drag me off the field". Someone please drag these motherfuckers off the field.

Nappy-headed hoez

No one remembers his 7 months on Compound because he never said anything funny

He wasn't there for 6.5 months of it

He knocked off early

I remember Ant trying to do damage control and trying to play it off that it was ok for him to be late,no show, or leave early. With his " everything is fine." awkward chuckle.

The best was when they did a show to announce who the new co-host would be and everyone already knew it had to be Artie because he was by far the worst choice out of everyone presented and Artie showed up like 45 minutes late to the announcement show.

Ant was visibly nervous the whole time that Artie wouldn't even show up and the whole thing was just completely uncomfortable.

And gutless cowardly Nana let that decrepit oozing dope fiend shit all over him while he anxiously hugged himself and said "holy shit" over and over. Just a pathetic display. Nana and his moo-breasted brother explode in rage over Reddit trolls but when a giant sleazebag fucks them over in real life they do or say nothing, they just take it.

If Landow had an ounce of show business in him he’d destroy Artie for attacking him. Mention how a homeless guy would have been a better cohost since that hurt Artie’s feelings.

Any noise Artie makes that isn't a death rattle at this point is impressive

Jay looks pilled the fuck out.

“Who’s Dave Landau?”

“No one.”

Fuck Retartie and his hideous freak nose. While it was definitely hilarious how he essentially stole Nana's money, his gay Stern obsession crossed over to sheer pathetic faggotry years ago. Fix your nose, get some help for your pitiful daddy issues and write a new act or shut the fuck up already.

Artie is a far worse person than either Anthony or Joe.

Don't construe that to mean I like Ant or Joe. But at the end of the day they're just jackasses. Artie is a real world villain. He's incapable of interacting with anyone without trying to manipulate or lie to them in order to obtain more cocaine.

All Retartie ever does is lie. Literally every single thing he says is a crock of shit. Even his queer dope stories are lies.

while heaping praise on Stern.

This is just because he's in the stage of the Artie cycle where he thinks Howard will give him his old job back if he's a good boy.