Artie Lange is doomed

15  2019-09-27 by Phkna1

Heard him on LOS. It was all dope stories. The relapse is like an oncoming train.

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Big fucking surprise there.

But I thought he said he was done with the drugs!?

How many times has he said that ?

Usually when addicts say they are done, they mean it and never go back on that

Their are addicts and their’s Artie; he’s the highlander of junkies.

You only have one nose. If you value it, go home!

Ol' Artie Heirloom-Tomater-Nose

What else does he have to talk about? Drugs are he's done for the past 30 years.

He doesn't want to be sober. He wants to do drugs. He needs to drop the bullshit "Guys, I'm trying" act and shut up about it.

Tryin!

Why cant he just not do heroin and do everything else. That seems like a pretty reasonable thing to do

Why cant he just not do heroin

Nancy Reagan ova 'ere

What else does he have to talk about?

Howard, days of being a longshoreman and the 1978 Mets.

He's a Yankees fan- so probably the 78-80 Yankees.

I like the part where he trashed Ant

Did he ??? Need the deets

He said something along the lines of "I wish I didn't" when someone mentioned how it's amazing he remembers doing a show with Anthony Cumia

He also said "when Anthony Cumia thinks you have a problem you know you fucked up" or something like that.

He needs to just move to a condo in the badlands and just do all the cocaine he can until his heart explodes. No more TMZ stories about him failing drug tests, no more 'I'll do better next time', just go be a junkie in the middle of nowhere and die without mention.

That sounds amazing

Ruizing

I mean, to be fair, when you're an addict or an ex addict, drug stories seem super interesting to you.

I've been clean for like a year and like every other story I have begins with "back when I was using" or "when I was in rehab". I'm almost certain it's annoying as fuck but it's a defect I notice in almost any ex addict brain.

I'm rooting for Artie for the same reason I'm rooting for Nick Dipalo. He gave me some big ass laughs in the hours of audio I've listened to.

I don’t believe he lasted a week his drug dealer has some bills to pay after a month without Artie.

Its cringe.

Artie's stupid stories/adventures all seem redundant and incredulous at this point. He isn't funny and everyone seems uncomfortable around him.

He is the best current example of washed up.

Kevin Brennan was right.