He needs to just move to a condo in the badlands and just do all the cocaine he can until his heart explodes. No more TMZ stories about him failing drug tests, no more 'I'll do better next time', just go be a junkie in the middle of nowhere and die without mention.
I mean, to be fair, when you're an addict or an ex addict, drug stories seem super interesting to you.
I've been clean for like a year and like every other story I have begins with "back when I was using" or "when I was in rehab". I'm almost certain it's annoying as fuck but it's a defect I notice in almost any ex addict brain.
I'm rooting for Artie for the same reason I'm rooting for Nick Dipalo. He gave me some big ass laughs in the hours of audio I've listened to.
22 comments
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-09-27
Big fucking surprise there.
1 BovineEyedMongoloid 2019-09-27
But I thought he said he was done with the drugs!?
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-09-27
How many times has he said that ?
1 BovineEyedMongoloid 2019-09-27
Usually when addicts say they are done, they mean it and never go back on that
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-09-27
Their are addicts and their’s Artie; he’s the highlander of junkies.
1 BovineEyedMongoloid 2019-09-27
You only have one nose. If you value it, go home!
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
Ol' Artie Heirloom-Tomater-Nose
1 Mister_Sardonicus 2019-09-27
What else does he have to talk about? Drugs are he's done for the past 30 years.
He doesn't want to be sober. He wants to do drugs. He needs to drop the bullshit "Guys, I'm trying" act and shut up about it.
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-27
Tryin!
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-27
Why cant he just not do heroin and do everything else. That seems like a pretty reasonable thing to do
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2019-09-27
Nancy Reagan ova 'ere
1 Belchides 2019-09-27
Howard, days of being a longshoreman and the 1978 Mets.
1 MaynardHomme 2019-09-27
He's a Yankees fan- so probably the 78-80 Yankees.
1 AnthonyCumiaPedo 2019-09-27
I like the part where he trashed Ant
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-27
Did he ??? Need the deets
1 PMCrystalMeth 2019-09-27
He said something along the lines of "I wish I didn't" when someone mentioned how it's amazing he remembers doing a show with Anthony Cumia
He also said "when Anthony Cumia thinks you have a problem you know you fucked up" or something like that.
1 CorradoSocrates 2019-09-27
He needs to just move to a condo in the badlands and just do all the cocaine he can until his heart explodes. No more TMZ stories about him failing drug tests, no more 'I'll do better next time', just go be a junkie in the middle of nowhere and die without mention.
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-27
That sounds amazing
1 Brothaman22 2019-09-27
Ruizing
1 PMCrystalMeth 2019-09-27
I mean, to be fair, when you're an addict or an ex addict, drug stories seem super interesting to you.
I've been clean for like a year and like every other story I have begins with "back when I was using" or "when I was in rehab". I'm almost certain it's annoying as fuck but it's a defect I notice in almost any ex addict brain.
I'm rooting for Artie for the same reason I'm rooting for Nick Dipalo. He gave me some big ass laughs in the hours of audio I've listened to.
1 tjdon 2019-09-27
I don’t believe he lasted a week his drug dealer has some bills to pay after a month without Artie.
1 FlashGordonRamzi 2019-09-27
Its cringe.
Artie's stupid stories/adventures all seem redundant and incredulous at this point. He isn't funny and everyone seems uncomfortable around him.
He is the best current example of washed up.
Kevin Brennan was right.