Anybody else annoyed by everybody's least favorite writer's threats?

11  2019-09-27 by ThomasRPatlinson

9 comments

Nope. They’re funny as fuck.

I feel some unnerving level of grossness every time I read one. Like he's so incredibly fat and gay I feel like his estrogen is literally being rubbed onto me.

Gross and one night it was outright creepy when he out of nowhere asked whether people were scared and that they should be very scared. Rosie O'Donnell-sounding freak.

He’s got 300 IP addresses and all the receipts. Expect a knock on your door, little one

"Hello, child. I am legally obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender"

Fantastic username dude

You too, my man

Seriously, homie must have robbed Andre the giant’s grave and gotten a skull transplant or some shit.

What did the nothing say now