Clips of him attempting to flirt with women on O&A are even worse than photos of his sickening appearance, if that's possible. I've never witnessed anyone ooze sad desperation on the level he does.
My favorite was after Jim and Ant openly drooled over the astonishingly mediocre Belle Knox for an uncomfortable length of time, part of which was spent with Ant going out of his way to unsubtly explain how good he was at cunnilingus, they ask her if she had to fuck someone in the room who would it be? She picked Opie.
Ant thinks that he’s smart because he’s just the smartest out of Joe and the rest of those dullards. He says he doesn’t like to read he just watches TV and gets all of his info from there. Fucking retard.
Are there any stories of him doing volunteer work or helping a neighbor move some boxes or anything? Anything where he assists someone without expecting anything in return?
Or do the Cumias just simply take, take, take from the world and give nothing back?
What are you talking about? Did you here 🐜 story about how he saw a guy actually go to work a real job and have to go home to his family? That's gross! Ants looked at him, drove away really fast and looked totally cool. He's clearly a master of his craft and on top of the world.
Never mind his work with the local transgender youth offering clothing, housing and food. For absolutely NO sex in return!
Cat fishing story never happened. And as you so elequently put it, the "fuck toy" relationship was from 17-19. Not 16. Keep the shit honest at least.
"Keep the shit honest at least" as he lies about a story he later confirmed:
Fuck off. I helped out someone who presented them self as someone who needed help. I've done this hundreds of times with people from 8-80. Wheelchairs, beds, cars, computers, phones etc. the only difference with this one was it was some piece of shit liar. I have a record of being charitable if someone is in need. I have zero record of bedding any under age girls. Believe what you want. Hate to ruin your good story. Fucking mutants.
It's just the worst excuse ever, but the bold part in particular has always bugged me. Ant has a record of being the most selfish person in the universe. The only reason he gives his leech brother money is because he's too gutless to say no. Other than his brother and girls he wants to fuck, Ant has never given anything to anyone in his life.
Ant is probably the mist pathetic man on the planet. Everything he does is a contrived mockery of what he thinks is “manly” in some weird attempt to gain the respect of his dead(beat) dad.
Sure Ant, the terrified little midget with the crater face was getting all the ladies. We believe you.
I do believe he was a weasel and would cockblock his friends out of petty jealousy though.
I knew a few guys in high school and college like this. Ugly mother fuckers who would get jealous at the sight of somebody talking to a girl so they always had to try to interject and cockblock.
It was just a nice way of writing "sometimes after one of my faggot friends got done pumping some drunk whore full of come, after she passed out I'd get in there and clean that cum dumpster out. Nana always ate for free. "
Are we sure Ant didn't actually write this book himself? It is so poorly written. Why would even pay someone to write this garbage when you could just do that yourself.
This is how guys who can't get laid act. Especially when they are young. We all knew that guy who talked about pussy and women constantly but for some reason you never saw him with one. He'd always be great friends with everyone's girlfriend and constantly be "on" around them. Well in this instance that guy grew up to be a tranny loving kid fucking shock jock.
My friend has a girlfriend, then I made her my girlfriend, then I had a girlfriend and my girlfriend was hott with boobs and stuff. Girlfriend. Where are my two beers?
Lying cocksucker. He lusts after underage girls because he didn't get laid in high school, obviously. If he had some sort of magical pussy-getting gift he'd have graduated (so to speak) to actual women instead of pathetically targeting bony little damaged barely legal girls as he does. This is just revisionist lying on his part.
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1 fuscia357 2019-09-27
Thankfully for him cameras and photographs don't exist so there's no way to disprove this.
1 SudPuckley 2019-09-27
Clips of him attempting to flirt with women on O&A are even worse than photos of his sickening appearance, if that's possible. I've never witnessed anyone ooze sad desperation on the level he does.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
I have a pool ahhh ha ha holy shit right?
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-27
ooooooh I get a hug?!? Ahahaha
^ after every interview with a female comic/actress
1 fuscia357 2019-09-27
That video of him returning that young girls purse or whatever was downright uncomfortable.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-27
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
1 insertclevereference 2019-09-27
Funniest clip is when Jenny Hutt shot his ass down from the start.
1 SudPuckley 2019-09-27
My favorite was after Jim and Ant openly drooled over the astonishingly mediocre Belle Knox for an uncomfortable length of time, part of which was spent with Ant going out of his way to unsubtly explain how good he was at cunnilingus, they ask her if she had to fuck someone in the room who would it be? She picked Opie.
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-27
Remember when he was in love with Shawnee Smith?
1 Brothaman22 2019-09-27
This is so fucking cringey.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-27
Bro hoes are before you yo
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-09-27
This is grammar on par with middle schoolers
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-27
I'd really love anyone with a Grammarly subscription to run either Anths or Fatricks book through it and see if it crashes.
1 psych5555 2019-09-27
This is clearly just a transcription of Ant telling the story.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-27
I wanted two ghost writer buzz so I told Keith to get me two ghost writers
1 RED_FORK 2019-09-27
Ant thinks that he’s smart because he’s just the smartest out of Joe and the rest of those dullards. He says he doesn’t like to read he just watches TV and gets all of his info from there. Fucking retard.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-27
He's always thought being a piece of shit friend was adorable and charming. Loathsome ghoul.
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
Joe Currie is a bitch for being his friend to begin with, much less still following him around, eating whatever crumbs he drops.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
He fucks dawn and joey bottoms for him since childhood anth would just crossdress and suck his dick.
1 RED_FORK 2019-09-27
I’ve heard that too
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2019-09-27
AC Poopyschitz digs chicks & their tits.
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
Are there any stories of him doing volunteer work or helping a neighbor move some boxes or anything? Anything where he assists someone without expecting anything in return?
Or do the Cumias just simply take, take, take from the world and give nothing back?
1 WillyCosby 2019-09-27
What are you talking about? Did you here 🐜 story about how he saw a guy actually go to work a real job and have to go home to his family? That's gross! Ants looked at him, drove away really fast and looked totally cool. He's clearly a master of his craft and on top of the world.
Never mind his work with the local transgender youth offering clothing, housing and food. For absolutely NO sex in return!
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-27
He was that guy!
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-27
Or informing a few street toughs to back off because it ain't their show!
1 SudPuckley 2019-09-27
Someone asked Ant this on /r/tacsdiscussion:
Ant did deny the catfishing story on reddit.
"Keep the shit honest at least" as he lies about a story he later confirmed:
It's just the worst excuse ever, but the bold part in particular has always bugged me. Ant has a record of being the most selfish person in the universe. The only reason he gives his leech brother money is because he's too gutless to say no. Other than his brother and girls he wants to fuck, Ant has never given anything to anyone in his life.
1 Brothaman22 2019-09-27
He’s the most easily despised kind of predator: the type that’s indignant about being called on his perversion.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-27
Whaddabout his iPad charity for 8-80 year olds?
1 Layla_Kurlan 2019-09-27
The Bobo maneuver.
Maybe that’s why those two have developed that weird codependent relationship of theirs. Anthony sees a kindred spirit in Bobo.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-09-27
You got the "primitive" sloppy seconds ...... but yo .........Where the fuck are your weapons ????
1 shickadantz 2019-09-27
Ant is probably the mist pathetic man on the planet. Everything he does is a contrived mockery of what he thinks is “manly” in some weird attempt to gain the respect of his dead(beat) dad.
Sure Ant, the terrified little midget with the crater face was getting all the ladies. We believe you.
I do believe he was a weasel and would cockblock his friends out of petty jealousy though.
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-27
Pathetic how he tries to spin the fact that he’s a weasel and puts hoes before bros as a positive.
1 Fatty-patty-3 2019-09-27
He got retards and dogs as a millionaire. Imagine the type of girls he got when he was just some broke little wop.
1 PatrickCumiaHefner 2019-09-27
None.
1 CruisinColin 2019-09-27
Crazy shit!
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-27
The "primitively territorial thing". Like he's something even close to a man.
1 WillyCosby 2019-09-27
Did ya, Ant? Did ya have pussy on your mind 24/7?
Someone's not gay!!!!!!
1 CorradoSocrates 2019-09-27
r/thathappened.
1 cumiatrash 2019-09-27
Sure thing, faggot.
1 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27
Unapologetically masculine
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
No Anthony you were just a pathetic loser like your gay older brother.
1 stevex42 2019-09-27
I knew a few guys in high school and college like this. Ugly mother fuckers who would get jealous at the sight of somebody talking to a girl so they always had to try to interject and cockblock.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-09-27
It was just a nice way of writing "sometimes after one of my faggot friends got done pumping some drunk whore full of come, after she passed out I'd get in there and clean that cum dumpster out. Nana always ate for free. "
1 G4YCUM1A 2019-09-27
Should be "I had my brothers b-list sloppy seconds on my mind 24/7"
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-09-27
Are we sure Ant didn't actually write this book himself? It is so poorly written. Why would even pay someone to write this garbage when you could just do that yourself.
1 Mikekekeke 2019-09-27
Compound sentences, Ant, compound sentences.
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-09-27
This is how guys who can't get laid act. Especially when they are young. We all knew that guy who talked about pussy and women constantly but for some reason you never saw him with one. He'd always be great friends with everyone's girlfriend and constantly be "on" around them. Well in this instance that guy grew up to be a tranny loving kid fucking shock jock.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-27
My friend has a girlfriend, then I made her my girlfriend, then I had a girlfriend and my girlfriend was hott with boobs and stuff. Girlfriend. Where are my two beers?
1 insertclevereference 2019-09-27
She lives in Canada.
1 Castov_Rising 2019-09-27
All this from a guy who got his brother's sloppy seconds
1 CowsAreCurious 2019-09-27
It can’t get said enough just how terrible this is written.
1 AngryHugo 2019-09-27
Nana was such a pussy hound that his dad had to get him a prostitute named Buzz to help him lose his virginity.
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-09-27
Yeah all this happened after Boomer threw him into a locker.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-27
Lying cocksucker. He lusts after underage girls because he didn't get laid in high school, obviously. If he had some sort of magical pussy-getting gift he'd have graduated (so to speak) to actual women instead of pathetically targeting bony little damaged barely legal girls as he does. This is just revisionist lying on his part.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-27
No way this pizza face was getting pussy in high school
1 freespirityouth 2019-09-27
Very Hemingwayesque
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-09-27
Oooooph!!!
1 SoupFor_1 2019-09-27
oof with his acne ridden face and that pube fro on his head those girls must have been ones and two's
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-27
In all seriousness does Anthony have friends?
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-09-27
By pussy he means cock
1 PlumpSausitch 2019-09-27
Says the guy that likes trannys and vibrating eggs up his ass