Meh. That was the vibe for a while, but the dynamic has changed. I'd be far more suspicious of anyone with a big bushy beard and glasses these days, those are the socially inept creeps now. I wouldn't be shocked if mustaches make a comeback now that fat nerdy fags are cornering the market on beards.
It actually looks better on him, it hides those fat creases on the sides of his lips that give him that shit eating "I just molested your kid, so what?" Look.
He looks like an ECW wrestler from 1997 who WWE never showed interest in so now he works at some warehouse and doesn't shut up about the time he wrestled Tommy Dreamer.
He never has a sincere expression on his face. He poses. Like none of his smiles are natural. I could never figure out what he’s going for, but whatever it is, it’s staged and off-putting.
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1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-27
His Florida look
1 RoCumia69 2019-09-27
Greasy disgusting pig. I hope someone booby traps the ammunition for his angry French lesbian rifle.
1 rykorotez 2019-09-27
A mustache would actually be a good look for tubby. God knows the baby smooth, creepy clean shaven look isn't doing too much for him.
1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-27
The mustache takes him "fucking toddler face" to "fucking A toddler face"
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
we call that the rape face.
Any man with no stach is not good in my book and is 99.9% of the time a pedo.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-27
Meh. That was the vibe for a while, but the dynamic has changed. I'd be far more suspicious of anyone with a big bushy beard and glasses these days, those are the socially inept creeps now. I wouldn't be shocked if mustaches make a comeback now that fat nerdy fags are cornering the market on beards.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
glasses is the tell.
1 fuscia357 2019-09-27
e.g. Mike David or whatever that boring fucks name is
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-27
It actually looks better on him, it hides those fat creases on the sides of his lips that give him that shit eating "I just molested your kid, so what?" Look.
1 IsPeegDed 2019-09-27
He does look like a fucking baby
1 SibHashian13 2019-09-27
He actually looks kinda cool here.
1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-27
He looks like he'll buy you some beer at the 7-11 if you give him and his buddy hand jobs in their truck behind the store.
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
Duuuuuude buy me a tri-tip an I'll suck ya fuckin' pud, dude.
1 AnthonyCumiaPedo 2019-09-27
He looks like an ECW wrestler from 1997 who WWE never showed interest in so now he works at some warehouse and doesn't shut up about the time he wrestled Tommy Dreamer.
1 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27
This is incredibly accurate. Side note: I wonder what 911 is up to these days
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
Probably like 20 feet by now
1 RobertMewler 2019-09-27
He looks like he has an interesting personality this way. I dare say, even a good egg.
1 WillyCosby 2019-09-27
I'd like to have a beer at Hooligans with this guy
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-09-27
He looks like a carny ride operator wanted in seven different states for writing bad checks and statutory rape
1 Brothaman22 2019-09-27
Statutory is for beginners, child.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-27
anthony cumia bragged about being just that.
sad little nancy boy pedo him and his loser fat dumb bother.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-27
Ahm tellin' y'all ah ain't kill no child out in no woods.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-09-27
"Know what I'd do? Two children at the same time, child."
1 Mister_Sardonicus 2019-09-27
Looks a little bit like Mike Schank from American Movie.
1 WillyCosby 2019-09-27
The neighbor from Office Space
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-27
Somebody's got a case of the mundanes
1 BovineEyedJoe 2019-09-27
Ron Jeremy with even more veneral diseases
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-27
Ron Jeremy with a tiny dick
1 Midian9876 2019-09-27
I like him as Joe Dirt
1 frontbottombm 2019-09-27
What he wears to rest stop gloryholes at 3am on I-35.
1 CaffreyCat8 2019-09-27
He never has a sincere expression on his face. He poses. Like none of his smiles are natural. I could never figure out what he’s going for, but whatever it is, it’s staged and off-putting.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-09-27
I’m just trying to be a better writer, child. My name is Earl.
1 Q-mia 2019-09-27
Youngin'