Spoken like a man who has never been in a fight.

25  2019-09-27 by ClintWiseblood

40 comments

Um, I punch women in MAGA hats, child. Bye now.

Doesn't Hannity actually do karate or something? That's probably how he marked his knuckles, and also means he'd beat the shit out of Fat Pat.

No. He was punching a wall because impeachment is happening for real this time. Plus Pat saw him punch the wall and saw him not know how to punch correctly

He trains in mixed martial arts and would absolutely wreck Fatrick's shit.

I'm not a fan of Hannity, but the guy is a total jock. Against someone like Pat, there is no question Hannity would beat the shit out of him. While Patty was reading gay fantasy novels in high school, Hannity was tackling niggers on the football field.

If you took a normal young girl and told her to "act like a boy", I bet she'd behave in a manner similar to Patrick. There is something very feminine about him.

There is something very feminine about him.

You mean besides his insatiable desire for cocks in his mouth?

Not all that uncommon with effeminate nerds. He doesn't know what being masculine actually entails, so he looks at things that people traditionally associate with masculinity and then emulates them, but like any fake, you can spot it a mile away because he doesn't actually understand what he's emulating. Hence tweets like this. A faker will always fuck up the little details.

Well, as I understand it according to the internet the majority of North American men are morbidly obese so she's got that going for her.

It’s the same as a black guy. Grew up without a good male role model, so they act like the tough guys they see around them.

Patrick also displays the same unhealthy obsession with his adornments and being seen as someone who poses a significant physical threat to those around him.

He does pose a significant threat if he treds on your toes though.

These people’s entire ideology is based around triggering conservatives because Trump won and ruined their gay internet lives

Does he not understand that it’s physically impossible to throw a strong punch and not bruise your hand? Wtf is he even talking about?

"I've been in many bar fights"

Doesn't know how your hands get fucked up when you hit things. There's a reason people where gloves, dipshit, your hands skin when you punch things.

At least we know he doesn't deck Niki hard enough to hurt her.

You make a good point. If he is only punching her soft gut all the time, he would likely walk away without hurting his hand.

I've been in many bar fights, child. But I list them all and never threw a punch.

That's a toilet I don't have the right to get my head flushed in, dear.

For as much as he is on the internet he has never learned that bragging about fighting or fucking means you have already lost. Even if its true.

He meant spacebar fights, where the frequency of him Tweeting "No, he is racist for wearing racist clothing, child" is so high that he develops wrist strain and Nikki has to type the rest out for him.

He probably either did the push-fight bullshit a couple times or held real men back who were getting into a brawl. Pat McFatTits is a loser.

Remember that old photo of Pat as a younger man, where he's sitting at a computer or something? He's still that dork, terrified and deeply insecure of the world around him.

Pat acts like a nascar driving, decathlete, comedian, pit fighter, hard drinking, sci-fi author who is trying to save America. If any of that was true he would be cool. But he’s not cool at all.

It took Google 0.4 seconds to refute fatso, as always:

https://video.foxnews.com/v/4096650260001/#sp=show-clips

Hannity would destroy Patrick in a fight on any given day, easily.

He's a real tough guy. Remember when he was battling Nazis at Worldcon but it turned out he was leaning on a fence with his gut hanging out, smirking at anti pedophilia protesters instead?

Cripp Daddy could destroy Pat in a fight.

Hannity would rock Tubby's world for 3 solid rounds and I'd pay through the nose to watch every second of it.

I legitimately think Fluffytits would off himself if he were publicly exposed and humiliated like that,.

Never been in a fight? He's in a constant struggle to stop being a fat homosexual and he's losing.

It never crossed his mind that he punched someone else in the mouth and caught a tooth.

Patrick, the foremost street fighter.

I was always more worried about an infection from that than the actual wound.

It sucks. Wouldn't reccomend it.

Ive had it happen twice before

Patrick is completely delusional. He's lied to himself so many times that he can no longer differentiate between fantasy and reality in his own mind

Boxers break their hands relatively often. Maybe Patrick could become the next Cus D'Amato on top of all the other things he's extremely good at.

I punched a wall like a retard once and fucked up my hand pretty good. my ring and pinky knuckle went into my hand and left a giant lump on the back of my hand for a good month or two. I talked to some people(not a doctor but fighters) after and apparently I had a "boxers fracture". thats probably what Hannity has. it cured me of my desire to punch walls though so theres that.

This can't be real. This guy HAS to be fucking with us with this shit.

He thinks Sean Hannity is upset, why? Because the Democrats again are trying to turn nothing into something and will fail, again, miserably? I mean they’ve already been caught lying AGAIN. I guess Hannity is tired of winning?

Are you implying that if you bare knuckle punch something hard you damage your hands? Not in my action movie world. My guns don't have recoil and concussive force from explosion don't bother me either child.

And airbags don't exist. Don't forget that one.

I never have to reload either or slow down when wounded i just walk it off like a real tough guy.