Effeminate tub gives his poignant football analysis

10  2019-09-27 by yevyoyevyo

22 comments

Did you see that pass? What a pass!

#FudgePackers

A man like Patty Six Chins knows what a team of professional athletes should do. Come on, the man ran an entire half marathon with only a couple of small shortcuts in a hair over 2 hours. He knows what he's talking about

Patrick likes sports because he is masculine.

A real “tough guy”

He is just a normal American male who enjoys normal American male things. Everybody look at how normal and male he is.

Because you take the points going into the half, retard.

You think Patty cakes had ever played a down of football?

Downs of football

He's played toilet on the nights his wife is gangbanged by a football team.

Sports are soap opera for men. It gives them little twists and turns, cliffhangers and melodrama to discuss. If they were actually interested in the athleticism and skill of it they wouldn't all be so fat.

It’s a rough one, man

Weird most of the tubby little housewife men that I know y’all like you and hate sports and the athletic people I know like sports. You might be a bigger faggot than pat I’m just speculating.

Athletic people like sports, that's why they're athletic. Tubby little housewives don't like sports, that's why they watch sports opera.

Maybe because the half time score doesn't matter and you don't want to kill your momentum going into the locker room you unathletic dipshit.

Love when Dungeons and Dragons fags pretend to know Anything about sports....get off twitter and go meet your daughter, Fatso

Any normal person being called an “Effeminate tub” would immediately shut down all their social media and start a rigorous diet/training routine. But no he’ll be tweeting about trump all day today.

I LIKE SPORTS CHILD. I ALSO DRINK BEER AND DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE. I'M JUST AN ACTUAL TOUGH GUY, CHILDREN.

You guys think Avonte Maddox's career is over?

Adams took his soul then a teammate took his brain

Yup

Patrick likes football because he overheard someone talking about "spreading the A gap" and he got excited.

This nigga is fruity as fuck

Is this real?? Zero out the half? It's like a clueless grandma talking. Fucking retard