The wife has suggested we go on a second honeymoon

19  2019-09-27 by ADatabaseOfPeople

I'm suggesting we tour Dachau, Treblinka and Auschwitz. My question is does that mean I would have basically studied Fascism for 75 years on my return?

22 comments

1  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-27

It sure does. And because of their locations you'll have the equivalency of studying 25 years of German history and 50 years of Polish history under your belt.

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

That's what I thought. Things are looking up for my ratios

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-27

It'll tighten up your algorithms for sure. Hooligans might even put your picture on their wall of fame.

1  JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-27

As a bonus, you are likely to meet a German while standing in Germany who will tell you German proverbs related to German history.

1  CruisinColin 2019-09-27

All the lovebirds will be crowding Dachau, Treblinka and Auschwitz.

I suggest finding a romantic, secluded mass grave, look her deep in the eyes and passionately explain to her how Nazis would systematically eradicate each and every undesirable minority by any means necessary for a purified Reich and that's what Trump is doing at detention centers right now with his red-hat incel army.

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

That's part of our usual lovemaking but it will be good to do it in an authentic location

1  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-27

Goddamn, that's beautiful, you should write Hallmark cards.

1  RahStarAryan 2019-09-27

Honeymoon ? Like , what's that a beehive the size of the moon or something ?

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

Tss

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

I actually got a laugh out of that. Not sure why brothermen are downvoting you

1  alkiefuck 2019-09-27

its gay

1  RahStarAryan 2019-09-27

There's a lot of propaganda mixed with slander .

1  PatBattleXYZ 2019-09-27

sounds depressing brotherman! you should pick a place you both would enjoy. my girlfriend and i want to go to disney world. it is going to cost a fortune to rent mobility scooters and get the front of the line pass!

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

I know what you are saying brotherman, but my main goal in life is not my wife's happiness, it's more about using this trip so I can one-up people on Twitter

1  bwaitforitjones 2019-09-27

And to own redditards while youre on vacation, fuck spending time with your family

1  ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-27

Told my gf about Pat's honeymoon yesterday. She found it weird said something about divorce. But maybe most other women are into that kinda stuff. I don't know.

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

Yeah your woman sound kinda weird. Don't worry brotherman, she'll see the light once you get that viral tweet.

1  ogchrissyp 2019-09-27

How else are you gonna own those nazis on twitter, child?

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-27

Just to clarify - do you mean a second honeymoon or is this the first honeymoon with your second wife?

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

Second honeymoon, first wife. We went to some tropical island last time and that isn't doing shit for me on Twitter

1  Persianmongoloid 2019-09-27

It means you can call anyone you want to call a Nazi and be right.

1  JarJarThePotato 2019-09-27

It does and if you buy some merch at the museum it will make you a scholar.