Johnathan Leroy Hogginsworth the third inserted his index and thumb phalanges inside of the serge de Nîmes Levis ™ internal storage unit he was wearing over his right femur. Inside it was his Portable Digital Assistant with cellular capabilities which was wirelessly connected to transfer information through his local data network which was tandemed to his Virtual Private Network. Upon receiving the internal data configuration the network accepted his request for identification and in turn transferred the data to a local satellite which bounced it over to the receiving point on a transmitter located within the Nebula system.

A series of binary pieces of information were transferred in a continuous data stream between the various flows of units until a mutual connection was made. Upon connection a signal flow to a separate network was established and a desktop interface was visible on his Light-Emiting Diode display presented a turquoise digital window with a request for text input through a tactile input device.

Here's how a normal person would say it:

"John opened his Facebook app"