Seeing what a sober Artie looks like, we now know for sure the last 100 or so times he claimed to be sober, he wasn't.

14  2019-09-27 by lawyerherelistenup

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You don't get nose like that from smelling flowers.

My mom would tell me Freddie Mercury didn’t get those teeth from sucking oranges...still makes zero sense to me.

Both seminal bacteria and citric acid can contribute to fucked up teeth. Eats away at your enamel and can encourage the receding of the gums. Your mom was telling you that she knows a dicksucker's smile when she sees one.

I’m sure he’ll look even better the next five times he sobers up.

Ribs

You honestly think he’ll survive 5 more relapses?

He's survived 100 at this point, hasn't he?

He admitted this on legion of faggots