"...at around Mile 5 I hit a pothole at an odd angle and gave myself a high ankle sprain which i had to run with through the rest of the eight miles of the race at a significantly reduced speed."

20  2019-09-27 by SoulBrothaManNumber2

did this fat fucker really create a pothole that he hurt himself over?

11 comments

1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-27

He sure had a lot of details. You know who spits out details no one else would remember? Liars. Liars do that.

1  The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-09-27

Hrs not loying

1  JesusHChrist99 2019-09-27

Total bullshit

1  Tommyrich8 2019-09-27

If it was high ankle sprain he wouldn't be finishing race. Nobody would

1  739th_of_805 2019-09-27

I was wondering how a fat guy could end up with a slow marathon time.

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-27

I know, it seems impossible but there you are. It's the deadly "high ankle" area you need to watch out for

1  PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-27

Not only is he significantly faster than his embarrassingly slow time would indicate but he's also an actual tough guy.

1  marionssilverplatter 2019-09-27

If i didn’t know this was fatrick, i’d swear it was joe.

1  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-27

I sprained my ankle coming off a ladder last summer and I was positive that I broke it. For like a week if I put my weight on it to walk normally it would just roll over again. I'm no pussy but I wouldn't be running with one.

1  JaySchuler 2019-09-27

I fucked my ankle up very badly a couple years ago walking on ice and I could barely walk up and down stairs for a week. It took months for it to start feeling normal again.

1  JaySchuler 2019-09-27

A high ankle sprain would likely render you incapable of finishing the race without excruciating pain and would require a fairly lengthy recovery period afterward.

The NY Giants RB suffered a high ankle sprain and it looks like he's going to be out for up to 8 weeks and he's a world class athlete. Tubby here would be sidelined for several months.