17 2019-09-27 by GumAndPennies
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-09-27
That like to retweet ratio is awful, child
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-27
Above all else…real…
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-27
Who actually talks about food.
Oh right. Fatties.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-27
Bacon is nourishment for marathon runners, sweet creamy child!
He only knows that because a farmer was following him around going "SUUUUU-IE!"
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-27
Baby spinach and canned corn? Not today, child.
1 like_tears_1n_rain 2019-09-27
Imagine seeing him stuff himself at an IHOP, walking up to him with a MAGA hat on, slapping him so that he inadvertently spits all the food out of his fat face, and eyeballing him afterwards until he starts tearing up.
1 BLAPPY_HATES_FATRICK 2019-09-27
Sounds like what an unemployed dork says at 10am
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-27
What happened to first day of egg chess and cream diet
1 OpiesBulge 2019-09-27
What a terrible writer. He should have given an interesting anecdote to explain why the morning may call for bacon.
10 comments
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-09-27
That like to retweet ratio is awful, child
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-27
Above all else…real…
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-27
Who actually talks about food.
Oh right. Fatties.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-27
Bacon is nourishment for marathon runners, sweet creamy child!
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-27
He only knows that because a farmer was following him around going "SUUUUU-IE!"
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-27
Baby spinach and canned corn? Not today, child.
1 like_tears_1n_rain 2019-09-27
Imagine seeing him stuff himself at an IHOP, walking up to him with a MAGA hat on, slapping him so that he inadvertently spits all the food out of his fat face, and eyeballing him afterwards until he starts tearing up.
1 BLAPPY_HATES_FATRICK 2019-09-27
Sounds like what an unemployed dork says at 10am
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-27
What happened to first day of egg chess and cream diet
1 OpiesBulge 2019-09-27
What a terrible writer. He should have given an interesting anecdote to explain why the morning may call for bacon.