Here’s how it goes: (My daughter playing alone by herself, Carol squirting, me doxxing libtards)

35  2019-09-27 by REALJoeCumia

CPS: Hello, we had a concerning report of some activity regarding your daughter.

ME: I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother, officer

CPS: I don’t think you understand how this works, we’re not police officers, we’re social wor...

ME: From Opie and Anthony

CPS: OK.... Is that some sort of furniture store or...

ME: I am not a pedophile.

CPS: OK sir, I think I have all the information I need for my recommendation.

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I still cannot believe this faggot mentioned Opie and Anthony as if people are going to suck his dick for being Cumia’s brother, that post was window into how sad and pathetic his life is

Also the average age of a cop is probably what, low to mid-30s? O/A haven't been relevant since wnew, which means the person showing up was probably in middle school at the time.

It would have been embarrassing for him to imagine this in 2001, now its just severly retarded.

most of the people who listened to this show in the satellite radio days probably dont even think about it at all anymore. a lot of of their active "fanbase" here probably came from all the youtube videos.

im only here because of that 12-hour long "patrice on movies" video

The first time I heard or heard of O&A was on YouTube when Patrice was in the hospital. I loved his stand up and found out he was often on this radio show and when I searched it I found Patrice, CK, Quinn, Vos, Norton, etc, etc, we're also involved. Then about a week later when he past, I started listening to all his appearances because I was sad.

he past

I discovered O&A from watching Louis CK videos on YouTube in 2010 when I was a 16 year old stoner asshole, these guys don’t realize how obscure and irrelevant they actually are

When I was in high school I bought a satellite radio for my old pickup truck and turned it to The Virus. The first voice I heard...was Sam fucking Roberts. Thankfully I didn't immediately turn it off. The rest is history.

But racists CAN enter into contracts. Checkmate

I love when right after he got done volunteering that he was a racist pedophile, the judge asks him why his brother got fired. You could see the gears immediately start turning in his dumb hot dog head, “Um, cause he was a racist pedophile?”

I want Joe to lose everything.