I hadn't seen this one

17  2019-09-26 by PsychopathyRed

30 comments

Holy fuck, man. The mic stand isn't gonna cum all over your fat tits no matter how many times you stroke it. Leave it the fuck alone.

Why would I be nervous, child? I'm the funniest comedian in the world, little one.

Who's the dickhead he brought with him to obnoxiously overlaugh at every word out of his fat mouth?

"I ride a Triumph."

"HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!!"

That must be his father. Literally no one laughing other than this asshole.

it can just be an another open micer lol-ing at the comics before his time to go up in hopes that theyll reciprocate with some fake obnoxious laughter at his lame jokes....

His waterhead brother

That is a distinctly waterhead laugh. I should know I used to assistant manage a group home for elderly waterheads back in the day

I thought you were kidding about him mentioning that Thai scooter. Im not even a minute in.

I lasted 2 minutes

I got to the fake reviews and the face I was making was starting to hurt, so I quit

Unbearable, I’d rather hear Joe talk about how he fought for my freedom.

I got to, “Milwaukee...published author...Triumph motorcycle.” That was the first 24 seconds.

My God, he's terrible. Also, I don't know how he can believe he isn't fat.

Write some new material, Wisconsinite hack

“I’ve been doing these trump jokes for a few months now”. Did they get laughs then? Literally every hack comic has driven the whole trump thing into the ground. Even the liberals in the crowd were thinking “when is this hack bitch going to say something funny about her pussy”?

i don't post about cow because I feel bad for him. Starting to get there with Pat.

Why would you feel bad for me, Nazi incel child?

Joe has some element of Homer Simpson-like dopiness which means I can never truly hate him. I used to feel sorry for Pat until I saw his Twitter feed and realised what an unwarranted arrogant cunt he is. People like that need taking down a peg wherever they are on the political spectrum.

The lack of self awareness has to be a mental disorder. He does act like he holds a gavel on twitter due to follower count though so you're right, fuck him.

dude this fat faggot plugged his book during his "set". Fuck feeling bad for him.

It was pretty smooth though, gotta give him that.

he gave that mic stand a handjob for a solid 50 seconds

Hey turns out wanting to be independent from a centralized European government makes you a nazi. Who knew. Thanks, pat.

NAHT FUNNY AND NAHT SKINNY

Fucking Stavros

Our fake reviews were a lot funnier than his fake reviews.

u/patrickstomlinson

So racist of him to do his black voice impression of Obama.

I’ve never heard such a stupid person make so many idiotic statements and look so smug doing it. There’s no basic understanding of history or grasp on an unpartisan view of a single facts. He really thinks he is the pinnacle Social Justice Warrior.

It's like a less inspired Amy Schumer. He ends all of his jokes with some exaggerated motion or face and all the set up to get to the weak ass payoff is rushed. He knows he's shit