Can you guys name 5 brands of cereal while being lightly slapped in the back?

8  2019-09-26 by BovineCoomia

The Proud Boys can

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No, I'll just say Cinnamon Toast Crunch 3 times and then curl into a ball and howl

Proud Boys (1989) Drama 1/2 * - A college dance instructor (Judd Hirsch) enters his ensemble (Fred Savage, Crispin Glover, Jeremy Miller) in a scholarship competition. With Cloris Leachman and Abe Vigoda as "Pops". PG, some language, suggestive dialog (87 min)

What's y'all's favorite WIC cereals?

Mines is a toss up between multigrain cheerios and Dora the explorer

Do y'all still get government cheese and powdered milk?

Real cheese. The mozzarella is so bomb. But yeah I grew up on government cheese and miss it. More gallons of milk than you could ever use, it don't freeze well I always gifted my excess to the cashiers. Got cut off 2 years ago.

Did they cut you off because you made too much money? Didn't you also get laid off recently?

Only children up to 5 qualify and my baby is 7 now. Yeah I'm jobless and selling plasma to feed my kids. Ain't it fun.

The fuck, I guess 8 year olds don't need milk. Shit, I guess have another and at least you'll have food.

That's abhorrent! Advocating she have a baby so she can eat it! Honestly!

Listen babe, this is 2019. You can make money wearing and selling panties on Reddit. Take some sexy pictures wearing them, sell them at like $30 a pop, include a few pics and a short video with each order.

And all you do is buy 5 or 6 of the same panties, rub a little tuna can juice in the crotches with your thumb, and just don't tell the 5 rubes that their pair isn't unique and genuine.

Now extrapolate that. Get the kids to school, get home, take a few pics in one pair, and a video, take em off, repeat. Buy these panties by the box so they are cheaper in bulk. Then take orders, box em up, ship em out, go get your kids.

In a month you'll have thousands of dollars, just to show your flaps and butthole, which is already one of your favorite pastimes.

Remember when that white ho on orange is the new black did this and got a swatstika branded into her arm by the latinas tho????

Good point