Dan Schneider made me jerk him off with my feet for my role in Good Burger. I have terrible arthritis and let me tell ya, sport; My dogs were barkin' for days.
Kinda. My neighbour as a kid was 2 years older than me. He heard about sex. He had a sister about 2 years younger than me. He made me and a few other kids put our child dicks on her child cunt thinking that was sex. I would have been about 5 or 6 as I moved not long after.
I still see him from time to time. I was at his wedding. I fucked his wife before they got together.
When I say made. I mean told. I might go past the alleyway between our houses it happened in this weekend as I am back in the town. Be nice to remember.
No but my neighbor who was about 3 years older than me (when i was about 5 or 6) lured me into her fathers tool shed and pulled my pants down and poked my little dick and balls with a stick one time.
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3 DigitalTorque 2019-09-26
Once, by an Abbo.
WHY ARE YOU LAWWFING!?!
2 Toss__Pot 2019-09-26
'molested' is an ambiguous term, define please.
actually, if I need to define the term, I was probably molested.
2 Sueable 2019-09-26
Good cuz I’m starting a survivors club.
We can all live like kids in a Stephen King novel.
2 Brotherman_1 2019-09-26
Ben Dovid was witness to one.
1 Sueable 2019-09-26
Indeed!
2 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-26
Lol my comment about getting molested by a certain fat Nickelodeon foot fetishist isn't showing up. Quanspiracy.
2 4stepsbackward 2019-09-26
/u/anthonycumiashow
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-26
Never molested, but I was a late bloomer.
1 quasi101 2019-09-26
Joseph cumia raped me when i Was underage
1 Sueable 2019-09-26
I raped him when he played “under the bridge” while I was tryin to eat
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-26
Dan Schneider made me jerk him off with my feet for my role in Good Burger. I have terrible arthritis and let me tell ya, sport; My dogs were barkin' for days.
1 Vawsh 2019-09-26
Sure, but this teasing cunt was wasted outta her fucking mi... oh shit, you said "Was"?
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-26
Kinda. My neighbour as a kid was 2 years older than me. He heard about sex. He had a sister about 2 years younger than me. He made me and a few other kids put our child dicks on her child cunt thinking that was sex. I would have been about 5 or 6 as I moved not long after.
I still see him from time to time. I was at his wedding. I fucked his wife before they got together.
When I say made. I mean told. I might go past the alleyway between our houses it happened in this weekend as I am back in the town. Be nice to remember.
1 Sueable 2019-09-26
Jesus you fucked his wife good man. How was that pussy?
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-26
First person i ever got a tit wank from. I knew her when she was about 16 and wanted to be a page 3 model.
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Amazing days.
1 CarolsPhishyCuntGoo 2019-09-26
No but my neighbor who was about 3 years older than me (when i was about 5 or 6) lured me into her fathers tool shed and pulled my pants down and poked my little dick and balls with a stick one time.
1 rdoran93 2019-09-26
whore!
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-26
I was molested by some woman janitor who worked at the church I attended for CCD as a kid.
I'm not joking either. I talked about it on one of the other subs. Why? Everything ok?
1 Sueable 2019-09-26
Some dude jerked off on me when I was a kid but I’m ok man thanks for asking
How’d the woman look?
Is it weird being molested by a woman?
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-26
Is this a new timallenonacid character?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-26
Yes, my moo breasted older brother fondled my anus and balls and told me it was just moths.
1 G4YCUM1A 2019-09-26
Yes, a certain sci fi author did it because he has a thing for cute kids