Reminder that Patrick loses his mind if you point out that it was confirmed that he cheated at his marathon and was still slower than a morbidly obese senior citizen.

7  2019-09-26 by Fatty-patty-3

9 comments

He’s lying. The icons were timing mats...which he “missed”. This is because he cut the course. Race photos confirm this...he is not shown in the course areas that he cut, only suffering at the beginning of the race then conveniently crossing the finish line.

It sounds believable but I don’t like him

You think it’s believable that this obese man ran/walked on a sprained ankle for eight miles for fun?

Seems a bit far-fetched....

Yeah he was also attacked by a man with a knife at Hooligan's.

A knife which he still carries on him to this day.

This asshole and the other guy make realizing they’re lying so easy. They always have these fucking novel-length explanations of things. He comes into a sub named after him and proceeds to engage yet everyone else is obsessed? I never kept up with the hate of this guy so I didn’t fully see it. I would respect him if he was only doing this as an act to fuck with this sub in particular. He is not. This is really who he is. He and the other guy are now equals

Uhh why does a marathon race path have potholes throughout it like it’s a spartan race. Calling bull

Fatty waddled through a half marathon on a twisted ankle, and called it a sprain because he is a big fat autistic liar that cant help but punch up his mundane experiences with things hes read elsewhere and thinks are cool.

This is probably the most coherent thing I've seen him post. Despite the obvious lies throughout the post, he actually comes off sounding like a human being here which seems worth noting.