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5  2019-09-26 by Dennyislife

6 comments

Soccer is a sport for faggots. They literally fall down and cry like toddlers and pull their shorts up into their balls as hard as they can when they get upset. Can anyone explain to me why they do the pulling the shorts up into the balls thing?

Feels nice.

I know I enjoy the feeling of testicles getting jammed up into my abdominal cavity.

I enjoy basketball and football the most but honestly once you get used to it soccer is a fun sport.

I know that makes me a fag but if you enjoy sports and give it a try you’ll appreciate it to some degree.

Huh. The world's most popular sport by a long margin is good is it. Even in America its way more popular than any of its sports are over here.

I’m confused I live in America and i love soccer.

Also the argument about it being the most popular is always bullshit.

It’s not the most popular because it’s the best.