Quadragenarian, attention seeking, panfaced, son of a rodeo clown, psychopathic, divorcee, Patrick S. Tomlinson retweeted this. Oh yeah, he's also fat.

14  2019-09-26 by yevyoyevyo

9 comments

3  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-26

"If I retweet this insanely attractive woman who'd never so much as look at me in real life, she'll want to have sex with me!"

Should've tried negging her too you 90's pickup artist faggot. Fat stupit bitch faggot.

0  HappyFriendlyBot 2019-09-26

Hi, AbeColleenVigoda!

I just wanted to stop by and say Hi!

-HappyFriendlyBot

1  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-26

Stop fucking harassing me, robot. I'll say swears all I want.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-09-26

I hope your creator gets brutally murder with a hula hoe

1  ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-26

She writes like him. Or he writes like her.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-26

Norm Macdonald wishes he could be this funny.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-26

Lawyer: Did your boyfriend built this enormous library of child porn?

Nikki: Honey he can't even build a toy spaceship without my help.

Entire jury: OH SNAP...BUT HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A FAT PEDOPHILE!

1  BLAPPY_HATES_FATRICK 2019-09-26

428K likes, so Parasite Pat has to snatch up some retweets and shit fam fo sho

1  Colt_Dragoon 2019-09-26

Of course a hack like him would find some whore's quip witty