Reminder: Fatty (pictured) looks like he’s dying at the BEGINNING of the Brewers Half-Marathon. He is clearly walking already. He cheated and still only crossed the finish line at 2:41:14. This is an embarrassingly bad result.

32  2019-09-26 by PatrickThetanson

25 comments

Nice stride, fatass. Fucking mini marathon walking fat bitch. Fat stupit bitch.

Well said, Abe. I hope Joyomi is having a good day. I send my regards.

Thanks, sport. He's doing great aside from the fact that he bit his hands up pretty good when he was lost in the woods a few days ago. He does that when he's nervous.

I just told him "say hello, Joyomi" and he said "hello, Joyomi."

Such a wonderful sense of humor on my sweet adopted boy.

is he still making youtube videos by any chance?

If so, I haven't found them. Do you still have that face app video you did with Joyomi saying SNN is the greatest YouTube channel?

haha i forgot that was a thing hm ill have to look

He's the best... He's rooound.

FOTO

Fat Oaf Toddling Onward

They put Patty’s weight on a plaque and stapled it to his gut like a prized hog at the county fair.

Some pig!

I though we'd stopped doing Beefers posts

These aren’t beefers. They’re hog udders.

maybe he would have finished at a better time, but was stuck in traffic. ever thought of that, OP?

Special Olympics 4th place looking motherfucker

What has 2 thumbs and is a fat faggot who loves being cucked? This guy

I've never seen a picture of him where he is actually running, every one you can tell he's power walking.

Half marathon in 2:41 is pretty shitty actually.

Plus he only covered 8 or 9 miles. Cut the course in two places.

He looks pregnant.

He’s definitely got some cum in him, so you’re half right

He's actually just physically repulsed by the American flag and fox logo in the background. Oh and he's an obese out of shape slob.

Yet another thing he doesn't do for the love of it, but just to say he does it. Phony little fat whore.

2:18 is my best half marathon and iv never posted about it on social media because it's pathetic.

Did you post endless flabby shirtless pics months before the marathon and talk endlessly about your grueling 2-mile a day training regimen?