Patrick's going to end up killing someone, probably
22 2019-09-26 by Palmdale__Chimp
He seems to have suffered a clear psychotic break, maybe when his wife left him and took his, child. Given his self admitted issues with anger and his professed interest and possession of firearms I worry for the safety of those around him.
Tread lightly, children.
15 comments
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-26
Tread lightly, like Fat Pat both times he cut the course at the Brewers Half Marathon. Oopsie Doodles!
2 CheckYourRatioChild 2019-09-26
Check the timing mats, my sugarplum fishnets child.
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-26
I did, he skipped them.
3 CheckYourRatioChild 2019-09-26
My mistake!
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-26
Some of you children are alright. Don't go to the Brewer's game tomorrow.
1 WillyCosby 2019-09-26
If he is going to the game, can we get a message on the scoreboard....maybe a PSA discouraging cheating at the next Brewers marathon?
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-26
Fatrick is gonna save the world by committing a mass shooting on center-right “nazis”
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-26
Himself, hopefully.
1 BLAPPY_HATES_FATRICK 2019-09-26
I think the college conservative groups are safe until he loses @stealthygeek again. Getting his twitter back has brought out a new bloom and it's virtually all he does now.
1 Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-26
Well, he certainly doesn't see his daughter.
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1 fat-slob-joecumia 2019-09-26
Jonathan is great father.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-26
Shades of Patton Oswalt
1 WillyCosby 2019-09-26
He is eerily similar to that chubby faced Dayton shooter...in these dangerous times I wouldn't play around...he needs to be reported.
Also, he cheats at half marathons....carry on, children.
1 BiggerJuiceCup 2019-09-26
He definitely will. I've said before that he'll have some bizarre manifesto that mentions reddit incels on every page.