So it finally happened, Fat Pat entered my dreams and attacked me much like his fellow deformed child molester Freddy Krueger.
19 2019-09-26 by TheDarkFezRises
A pleasant night's sleep was disturbed by a troublesome dream in which I was visited by police to let me know I had been summoned to court and would have to answer for my internet crimes.
Upon entering the courthouse I encountered a screaming Fatrick who insisted I was going to jail for harassment. I started being approached by people I haven't seen in real life for many years asking me what was going on and if I was ok.
Naturally I regaled them with the legend of Fat Pat. This enraged the chubby self publicist, and he started screaming that I was a lying child. He caused such a commotion that officers of the court and judges had to restrain him.
Of course everyone started laughing hysterically, and a judge told me he was sorry for wasting my time and this matter wouldn't be going to court. Patrick started screaming and fled the courthouse as everyone laughed.
I worry he's so obsessed with us he's begun dabbling in some kind of black magic.
6 comments
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-26
Oooneee twooo, Patty's coming for youuu...
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-26
Three four, he's a big fat bore.
1 Anarox 2019-09-26
Five six hide your little kids
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-26
IM YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW, CHILD
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-26
WELCOME TO PRIME TIME (ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL), CHILD!
1 LeaveItAloneRadio 2019-09-26
WELCOME TO MY WORLD, CHILD!!!