"So you think I'm some sort of out of shape failed half-marathon runner because I threw out my back while placing my freshly cut toenail clippings in the trash? I'll have you know that I am as tough as they come children and am a graduate of the school of hard knackwurst."
9 2019-09-26 by CumpoundMedia
3 comments
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-26
He's a black belt in the ancient martial art of Kung Pao
1 CarolsPhishyCuntGoo 2019-09-26
Kung Foöd
1 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-26
He's not a graduate of whatever 4th rate college he attempted to go to though. That was all a bit too hard for ol' pea brain P-Titty