MFW finding out Nazi incels infiltrated my beloved, unprotected Instagram account overnight

19  2019-09-26 by PatricksWaterheadBro

10 comments

Look at the effort he's putting into that puny little stride. Unathletic fat embarrassment.

Jeans and a hoodie. What an insecure chub.

Patty must've had a bit too many brats and beer last night.

Or the last 20 years

His pathetic fat face struggling to hold it together like he’s going to explode into a ball of blubber at any moment is an endless source of joy. This was probably 5 minutes in. What an out of shape, fat cunt.

My God is he fat.

Mmmmmboy you're fat!

He's running extra hard because he wants to look fit in front of the crowd. Cheaters never prosper Pat, we know your game.

Ribs

Could he be a more obvious cheater? You see all these runners in normal marathon apparel exhaustedly jogging to the finish, and all of the sudden this big fat asshole in a sweatsuit comes sprinting out of nowhere.

I mean there hasn’t been a more obvious performance since thats day cheated to win the Boston marathon.