(I did this once before but it needed an update.)

I say the future is ours... if you can count!

Now, look what we have here before us.

We’ve got the Cumia Cullers… sitting next to the Johnny Cakes Stompers. We’ve got the Beefer Boys… right by the Sarralinn Emoji Posters.

Nobody is reporting nobody.

That… is a miracle. And miracles... is the way things ought to be.

You’re standing right now with nine delegates from 100 subs.

And there’s over 100 more.

That’s 20,000 hard-core faggots.

Forty thousand, counting affiliates, and 20,000 more, not organized but ready to Ruiz.

Sixty thousand soldiers.

Now, there ain’t but 20,000 DMCA Filers on the whole internet.

Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

Now here’s the sum total. One sub could run this website. One sub.

Nothing would get upvoted without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the Cumia Cartel, the Sci-Fi Pedophilia Protest Protestors, because we got the alts, suckers!

Can you dig it?

The problem in the past has been the autists turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we’ve been fighting for 10 square gigs of bandwidth, our sub, our little piece of sub.

That’s crap, brothermen.

The sub is ours by right, because it’s our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce.

We take over one site at a time. Secure our territory, secure our sub because it’s all our sub.

Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?