What do you think was the first thing God said to Carl?

12  2019-09-26 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

24 comments

1  FlashGordonRamzi 2019-09-26

"It's about time"

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-26

you should never done cocaine while on Xanax

1  CasinoIndian 2019-09-26

Pfft... old wives tale.

1  tranthasourus 2019-09-26

I think it’s the other way around, in any case I do it all the time . How else am I supposed to go to bed ? Genius

1  DiaperHuffingAdmin 2019-09-26

DIIIIIIIP

1  PatBattleXYZ 2019-09-26

just spit out my mountain dew at my phone when i read that brotherman!

1  BigBlackDickSucker 2019-09-26

I can’t decide if he knew he was going to die, so he drank, smoked, and ate to excess. or.. if he wanted to die, so he did all those things. Either way, that nigga knew he was gonna die.

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-26

We're all going to die

1  BigBlackDickSucker 2019-09-26

deep bro

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-26

Suck a dick.. oh wait

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-26

He thought of everything

1  late_50s_why 2019-09-26

Dead nigga is dead

1  Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-09-26

What’re you doin here?

1  rykorotez 2019-09-26

If there is an afterlife, this this is definitely his eternal fate

1  mikejmarvin 2019-09-26

No Mexicans on this side of the wall

1  PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-26

Fucker ate 5000+ calories a day....yet still not as fat as daughter-less u/PatrickSTomlinson

1  Toss__Pot 2019-09-26

Uhuru

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-26

sniff

1  FitzStiglitz 2019-09-26

This guy spent his entire life eating slop and pretending he was cool for it

I hope they have Marlboro lights in heaven

1  HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-09-26

You’re kinda Jewwy looking, are you sure you’re supposed to be here?

1  Sueable 2019-09-26

“Soo what’s opie like? And Whatever happened to his side kick ? Andy..Andrew.. I forget his name.”

1  daveslandcow 2019-09-26

shove that stupid pinky up my ass

1  MaynardHomme 2019-09-26

This isn't a Wendy's.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-26

Nice hat, stupid.