If this was real Oswalting, it'd be a picture of a man hovering over his unconscious wife, stuffing pills down her throat, while holding a pillow over her face to keep them down. Meanwhile, his other hotter girlfriend/future wife is comforting their crying child, who's asking why daddy's dragging mommy into a dumpster.
I have an alternate theory about Patton. I think the oligarch shitheads that run the planet got to him. They wanted him to play for their team and push their agenda on people because he is semi-popular. He told them to fuck off. Then his wife dies of an "overdose" and he gets a phone call when he discovers the body...
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1 just_a_mean_person 2019-09-26
We've been neglecting bringing this to the light.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-26
Like he brought his wife to the light
1 detectivemonahan 2019-09-26
SNOWAY!
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-09-26
He's long overdue for hate.
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-26
He's a successful Pat Tomlinson
1 SpaceAroundThaEdges 2019-09-26
I don’t understand how this absolute monster is walking free. It’s not a matter of IF he will kill again, but WHEN.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-09-26
Bullllllll-shit.
If this was real Oswalting, it'd be a picture of a man hovering over his unconscious wife, stuffing pills down her throat, while holding a pillow over her face to keep them down. Meanwhile, his other hotter girlfriend/future wife is comforting their crying child, who's asking why daddy's dragging mommy into a dumpster.
You can't fool me.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-09-26
It's true that he's a murderer, but his new wife is definitely an upgrade.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-26
#OSWALTING
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-26
Fucked up on Benadryl and herbal supplements
1 TeamOpieoids 2019-09-26
there is a multivitamin in there too
1 SpergLord5000 2019-09-26
I have an alternate theory about Patton. I think the oligarch shitheads that run the planet got to him. They wanted him to play for their team and push their agenda on people because he is semi-popular. He told them to fuck off. Then his wife dies of an "overdose" and he gets a phone call when he discovers the body...
"Your daughter will be next... start tweeting..."
That concludes my theory.
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-09-26
Where are those fags Porsalin and Beige? Tear this fucker a new one.
1 JosephMoosington 2019-09-26
Where'S the Oswalt ODing his wife art. I havn't seen it in awhile.