I run 400 miles a year, child.

45  2019-09-26 by anallips

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I just realized something. Someone who runs far and frequently often sands their nipples off and has twin blood streaks down their shirts. Pat wears a thick hoody, not only to hide his flab rolls but also to be able to say "my nipples WERE bleeding, you just couldn't see them, child!"

u/patrickstomlinson, bloody nipples? Comment?

no because 400 miles a year is literally nothing for a runner. thats less than 8 miles a week. 15-20 a week is casual weekend warrior 5-10k runner. When I was training for a half my max was up to about 65 a week. He's not really a runner. A serious amateur training for a marathon is probably in the same range of +50. Your long runs are 16 or more miles.

It actually took me a minute with this one

God, he blends right in!

Looks like this would be in a high school health textbook

Look at Fatso positioning himself to try and force that poor downs girl to touch his penis

She's asking for it. She has on a tight neck.

This is fucking gold.

Look at this racist, ignoring these beautiful, strong, brave young black ladies while he's so full of himself.